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'FlashForward' Actress Genevieve Cortese

POSTED BY Col. Hans Longshanks | THURSDAY OCTOBER 1 AT 12:00 PDT 
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Genevieve Cortese is an accomplished stage actress who now stars as Tracy Stark in FlashForward.  She went from performing Shakespeare to acting opposite Harold from Harold and Kumar.  Not to diss John Cho, because he's one funny mofo, but I think we can all agree that Kal Penn, a.k.a. Kumar, is a lot more similar in likeness to Macbeth.  First of all, Kal is Indian and Hamlet is Danish, so they're practically neighbors.  Second of all, this argument is incoherent and offensive to masterpiece literature.  It also has nothing to do with Genevieve, who, did I mention, is an accomplished stage actress?   

A word from Genevieve: "I'm a big tomboy and I like sports, but I'm also girly and I giggle a lot more."

There's nothing wrong with giggling, Genevieve.  Let those giggles out while you're hiking a pigskin or knocking a softball out of the park.  Just as long as you're not giggling at me, who's most likely fumbling around in the outfield trying to fit in with the jocks.  Oh how I suck at sports...

Here are some pics after the jump that are secure in their athletic abilities!

        

       


  1. Says:
    Why do you say Macbeth is Danish? Hamlet was the Dane, while Macbeth was a Scot.
  2. Col. Hans Longshanks Says:

    Just testing you. Good eye! ...Or rather, I got my Shakespeare mixed up.

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