America’s Got…Huge Boobs Crushing Cans

Thanks to the complete dearth of decent programming during the summer season, America’s Got Talent is one of the top-rated shows on TV at the moment. I tried watching it, but quickly grew tired of the parade of annoying fat people they bring up on that stage to dance, sing and do stupid magic tricks. Apparently they sneak something interesting in there once in a while, or at least that’s what I gather from the clip posted above in which a woman named Busty Heart crushes some cans with her, well, enormous cans.

She then busts out some wooden boards and busts them up Karate Kid-style.

Normally I would question whether something so inherently adult in nature belongs on a show for 8 year olds and adults with the mentality of 8 year olds, but the motion this woman uses to crush these objects is so horrific and jerky that there’s absolutely no way anyone could ever consider it to be erotic in any way. I was half expecting her boob to erupt, drenching the first three rows of the audience and the judges with good like some kind of twisted Gallagher concert. I bet it wouldn’t be the first time something like that happened to Hasselhoff.