"When you're posting up at Garage Bar, your cup runneth over...with feelings."

That would be a good slogan for ABC's upcoming series Garage Bar, but let me be clear that me suggesting a title is not the same as granting permission for them to use it. They have to pay for that right.

While they're mulling over a cash offer, let's talk about Garage Bar. It's being written, directed, and produced by Zach Braff, perhaps in an effort to become a more feminine version of Lena Dunham. I'm interested to see what kind of bar Braff designs. My guess is it has several fireplaces and the only offerings are warming brandy and wasabi peas.

I hate Garage Bar.

Coming this fall, I guess?