Sh*t My Dad Says is officially going to pilot at CBS with William Shatner in place as the crosspatch dad. The addition of the star/inexplicable-mountain climber with his complete awesomeness forced CBS to greenlight the multi-camera comedy.
Written by Justin Halpern and former Screen Junkies editor Patrick Schumacker, the show tells the story of a young man who returns to the nest and the profane advice of his father. Shatner is a perfect fit. Just imagine him saying, "Don’t mess with him…Trust me, you don’t f*ck with a man that sleeps next to a woman he never screws. They’re unpredictable." Actually, you could tell me that originally came from Shatner’s Twitter and I would believe you.
When reached for comment, Patrick responded, "Set phasers to stunned?" We’re pretty sure he then proceeded to fart. Classic Schumacker.