Wednesday TV Preview

The incredible turn around South Park has in commenting on current issues continues with Cartman deciding to take up the life of a pirate, as  ‘Captain Fatbeard’. Also, instead of a new Lost, ABC is running a retrospective giving us viewers a bit on break and a little explanation. Yarrrrrr preview after the break.

Scrubs 8/7c on ABC

Last week, the janitor and lady tied the knot in a quirky ceremony. Tonight, J.D. decides to make peace with Kim (Elizabeth Banks) and, in the process, learns she is dating Elliot’s ex-boyfriend (Scott Foley). Elsewhere, Turk asks the Sacred Heart staff to help him pursue a promotion.

Lost: The Story of Oceanic 6 9/8c on ABC

A retrospective exploring events in the lives of the Oceanic 6 and the other island survivors during the three years after Ben moved the island.

South Park 10/9c on Comedy Central

Last week, Randy pulled out all the stops to make sure that Stan won first place in the annual Pinewood Derby. Tonight, Cartman plans to leave home to live the life of a pirate.

Late Show Round-Up

–Listed Below from Best to Worst–

Jimmy Fallon 1235/1135c NBC

Seth Meyers, Michelle Trachtenberg, Mike Spinner

Craig Ferguson 1235/1135c CBS

Bob Barker, Jean Smart

Letterman 1130/1030c CBS 

Beyonce, Jim Parsons

Jimmy Kimmel 1205/1105c ABC

Justin Timberlake, Eliza Coupe, the Whip

Leno 1135/1035c NBC

Dr. Phil, Alexandra Wentworth, George Wallace

—no new Conan until June 1st —

Happy Viewings– Screenjunkies.com