The USA network has, in recent years, become entertaining not with its programming, but with the manner in which it chooses its programming. Necessary Roughness, Royal Pains, White Collar, BURN NOTICE. All weird shows that don't really have a point other than attractive people in nice locales, doin' stuff.

Let's add a few more of THOSE to the roster! USA announced that they will be adding not one, but two medical dramas to its lineup. Rush, a serial about a discrete renegade doctor named doctor Rush, and Complications, which, presumably doesn't follow around sexy doctor Jacqueline Complications as she treats billionaires from her Newport Beach mansion.

They're both very USA-y shows with awesome names that I will probably only watch when I'm recovering from surgery and very high on painkillers. But kudos to USA for finding their audience.