Angus T. Young, also known as the thinking man's Jon Cryer, was quick to issue an apology on the heels of a video in which he called his TV show Two and a Half Men "filth."

Oh, capricious youth!
I have been the subject of much discussion, speculation and commentary over the past 24 hours. While I cannot address everything that has been said or right every misstatement or misunderstanding, there is one thing I want to make clear. Without qualification, I am grateful to and have the highest regard and respect for all of the wonderful people on Two and Half Men with whom I have worked and over the past 10 years who have become an extension of my family.

Chuck Lorre, Peter Roth and many others at Warner Bros. and CBS are responsible for what has been one of the most significant experiences in my life to date. I thank them for the opportunity they have given and continue to give me and the help and guidance I have and expect to continue to receive from them. I also want all of the crew and cast on our show to know how much I personally care for them and appreciate their support, guidance and love over the years. I grew up around them and know that the time they spent with me was in many instances more than with their own families. I learned life lessons from so many of them and will never forget how much positive impact they have had on my life.

I apologize if my remarks reflect me showing indifference to and disrespect of my colleagues and a lack of appreciation of the extraordinary opportunity of which I have been blessed. I never intended that.

If you listen carefully after reading that last press release sentence aloud, you can hear God audibly exhale, knowing that Angus T. Young is doing his work. Then if you listen even more closely following that, you will hear Charlie Sheen, faintly, but audibly, moan as he reaches climax while inhaling off of a crack pipe.