‘Two And A Half Men’ Season Over Cause Charlie Sheen Called Chuck Lorre A Pussy!

Thursday, February 24 by

UPDATE: John Stamos being courted to replace Sheen.

UPDATE: Sheen wants CBS to lick his feet.

UPDATE: Sheen continues making threats from his island.

Calling a dude a “pussy” is funny, but when doing so possibly ends the run of a terrible, yet somehow endlessly successful TV sitcom – that’s hilarious.

Charlie Sheen takes different vacations from most people. While many go to Mt. Rushmore or Disney World, Sheen goes to an island near the Bahamas to bang multiple porn stars and publicly call people pussies. Earlier it was founding father Thomas Jefferson, then later it was his “Two and a Half Men” Executive Producer Chuck Lorre, the sitcom kingpin behind such CBS bland-coms as “Mike & Molly.” Here’s what Sheen said to TMZ about Lorre over the phone, after challenging Lorre to a fight:

“I violently hate Chaim Levine (Chuck Lorre).  He’s a stupid, stupid little man and a p**sy punk that I’d never want to be like.”  Charlie adds, “That’s me being polite.”

The response from CBS and Warner Bros:

“Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of ‘Two and a Half Men’ for the remainder of the season.”

Season Over. *Pac-Man Death Music*

Is the show over for good? Money talks, and it’s even louder than a drunk celebrity who’s trying to throw his career away as crazily as possible. I mean, it’s hard to walk away from the kind of money a show like “Two and a Half Men” rakes in. However, if Sheen breaks the Guinness World Record for “Most Porn Stars Banged On Coke In A Day While Simultaneously Calling Very Important Producers ‘Pussies,’ ” the show is as good as cancelled.

Unless they kill off his character and replace him with Martin Sheen. No, not the character he played when he was a guest star – Sheen should reprise his role as President Bartlet. Finally, “Men” would achieve the gravitas they’ve been striving for all these years. (TMZ)

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