‘True Blood’: Season 3 Trailer

Thursday, May 13 by

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I’m not going to lie. I’ve never seen "True Blood." But the fact that it doesn’t have androgynous teenage vampires running around being emo is a good sign. And from what I’ve been told, there are lots of gratuitous topless scenes to enjoy. I’ll be sure to check it out just as soon as ScreenJunkies starts paying for my HBO. Until then, I’ll just watch this trailer for season 3 over and over again.

Check out the "True Blood" Season 3 trailer after the jump.

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