HBO's True Blood is prepping for its third season and it seems that creator Alan Ball is looking to bring some more batsh*t characters to Bon Temps. Michael Aussiello at EW posted the official show casting notice. Sorry fellas, looks like next season is going to be an undead sausage party.
Check out a rundown of the cast-to-be:
Tommy Mickens - Sam's long-lost brother
Talbot - a sarcastic vampire named after a shoe store
Jesus Valasquez - "an unordinary orderly with a heart to match his good looks"
Franklin Mott - a vampire that befriends Tara
Coot - leader of the rednecks
Jen and Missy - two college girls looking to party
Yvetta - a Czech stripper with designs on Eric
Reverand Daniels - a holy man who is going to bang the crazy out of Tara's mom
We'd like to make a suggestion for the casting of unordinary orderly Jesus Valasquez:

Dun dun duuuuuuuuuunh!