After shutting down production on the Dane Cook show Next Caller after four episodes were shot, NBC just doesn't seem to know how to quit Dane Cook.

The big, dumb lovable network has signed Cook to a new deal that again hopes to find a successful starring vehicle for him.

May I suggest some sort of reality show along the lines of  Who Wants to Berate Dane Cook?, Are You Smarter Than Dane Cook?, or I'm Stuck in Close Proximity to Dane Cook!...GET ME OUT OF HERE?

I may not? Oh. Ok.