Tila Tequila To Class Up ‘$#*! My Dad Says’

Bust out your jars of Mentholatum ’cause I’m about to shorten your breath. Everyone’s favorite Tila Tequila, Tila Tequila, will be appearing on this week’s episode of “$#*! My Dad Says.” The Vietnamese model? reality star? tit entrepreneur? will be playing a character named Ting-Ting Cohen who’s part of the Homeowner’s Association. I say every time Shatner refers to her as Charlie, hooker, or Charlie hooker we take a drink. Here’s what Tila herself had to say about working on the episode:

SO PLEASE DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS HILARIOUS EPISODE!!! WHY? CUZ IT’S LIKE I SAID, HILARIOUS AND UMMM OH YEA, DID I MENTION CUZ I WILL BE ON IT TOO?? HEHE! YAY!

That was pasted directly from her blog. If you can stand to read more, check it out here. I promise a ton more misspellings and abbreviations. NotZombies was even kind enough to decipher the rambling for you here.

“$#*! My Dad Says” airs this Thursday at 8:30EST on CBS.