To ensure that this year's Oscars broadcast has a soundtrack just as bad as his movies do, giggly co-producer Adam Shankman has hired Good Charlotte's Joel Madden to serve as the ceremony's house DJ/head wanksta. Ah, I can see co-hosts Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin awkwardly white guy rapping the nominees right now. Shankman says:

"I wanted there to be a party atmosphere and I wanted to make sure everyone in the room was having a great time"

Oh yes, I'm sure everyone in the room will have a good time. Especially these guys: