Nina Dobrev stars as “Elena Gilbert” in the new show The Vampire Diaries, and guess what? Her character’s in love with a vampire. Dammit, what is wrong with women?! Why do they find fanged bloodsuckers so damn attractive? Twilight, True Blood, and now intimate journal entries on the subject. Most of the girls I know don’t even like hickeys on their necks, let alone pustulating fang punctures. Fine, go fall in love with your vampire, Nina. Take the ridiculous ratings that come with it. I’ll cry salty tears like the morta I am. Your new boyfriend is incapable of crying, you know.
A word from Nina: “There is something about a man who lurks in the dark.”
Way to invite the stalkers, Nina. Like seriously, you can’t say stuff like that because stalkers pay very close attention. Then they pop out the dark, naked; you run away screaming; they get arrested and testify that you…ASKED FOR IT. And they might have a case.
Here’s some more of what you’re sure to ask for. Pics after the jump!