“The Situation” Has Tainted Bar Refaeli

Wednesday, February 24 by

Let’s pack it up, boys. No need to follow Bar Refaeli around town with our "seduction" kits any longer. We couldn’t HAVE her before because leading man Leo DiCaprio is tappin’ that ass (plus we’re ugly), and now we don’t WANT her because her vajayjay has touched the back of "The Situation’s" self-tanner smeared neck.

The ab extraordinaire must have sold the remains of his soul to the Devil in exchange for the opportunity to hoist Refaeli up on his shoulders. The vomit-inducing act was apparently a legit photoshoot for Interview Magazine, but something tells me it was "The Situation’s" idea. When I asked DiCaprio how he felt about his girlfriend’s crotch on a guido’s neck, he responded:

"Mama, I want hot dogs. I want hot dogs, Mama."  

I questioned a DVD of What’s Eating Gilbert Grape. (TMZ)

 

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