Those concerned that the second season of "Jersey Shore" will be a played out attempt by network execs to squeeze more money out of their runaway hit, can rest easy. The first ten minutes of the second season is now online, and we learn quickly that the cast reunite for reasons much more shallow than money. Namely, free tanning.
That’s right. The combination of record snowfalls and Obama‘s 10% tax on tanning has sent the cast south to Miami for the winter. In this first glimpse, we find out what the newly-minted celebrities have been up to (banging), watch Paulie D and the Situation play with explosives, and Snooki take pickles to a whole ‘nother, WHOLE ‘NOTHER level.
THIS SEQUEL DEFINITELY WON’T SUCK. CHECK IT OUT AFTER THE JUMP…