Lest you think True Blood was just going to run out the clock in its final season, perhaps with the main characters on a porch somewhere, drinking sweet tea and looking back on what a crazy few years it's been, think again.

Like an out-of-control train filled with breasts, overt homoeroticism, and gore, True Blood keeps speeding towards the finish line, adding something we didn't even know it needed: a Japanese cowboy.

Why? Because it's True Blood, and they don't answer to you. That's why. Will Yun Lee of The Wolverine will play Mr. Gus come June 22nd when the final season returns.