I could have chosen a sexier picture of Jillian Michaels, the host of NBC’s The Biggest Loser, but I went with a humorous selection instead. The image above exemplifies how much of a bad ass Jillian is. If you don’t lose weight, she’ll literally climb on you and push you down into the ground until you reach the seventh circle of hell. It’s a painful process, but nothing good comes easy. How else are you supposed to develop abnormal stomach muscles without the threat of damnation?
A word from Jillian: "When I want to workout but am in that lazy mood, I just have sex."
Insert slack-jawed picture of me here. Jillian is one of those women that you’d like to bang because there’s a good chance she’d kill you in the process. It’s the fear that’s exciting. Make sure to have a contractor lined up though because you’re definitely going to knock some holes in the walls.
Stare slack-jawed at more pics of Jillian after the jump!