A&E launches the single greatest reality series about an aikido champion/actor turned cop this Wednesday with Steven Seagal: Lawman (aka Fat Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans). For those not in the know, Steven Seagal has volunteered with the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Department for the past 20 years. This show chronicles his main duties giving martial arts training to the officers as well as assisting with arrests. It’s almost just like COPS, the only difference being the perps are arrested by the man on the poster they have framed in their living rooms.

Have a look at an earlier preview or check out the brand new, extended preview below. I’m looking forward to the cliffhanger season finale when Seagal’s rogue tactics require that he hand over his badge, never ending donut bowl, and gun. 

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