Spike TV Offering $10MM To Anyone Who Can Prove The Existence Of Bigfoot

I'll give someone a nickel if they can sort of convince me they met Yeti in a bar one time.  

Lest you think that Spike TV was offering this bounty in the name of science, they’ve decided to turn this charade into a show. And with that, 10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty was born, conventional use of the dollar sign be damned.

Ten episodes of the documentary/game show/idiot orgy have been ordered, and the stars of the show will run from zoologists to cryptozoologists to certified bigfoot hunters who, well, hunt bigfoot will flood into your living room whether you want them to or not.

I hope someone does prove bigfoot exists, if only so Spike TV has $10 million less to make asinine crap for mouthbreathing male audiences.