In an effort to head off any possible spoilers about the final eight episodes of Breaking Bad, authorities put the smack down on one Xavier McAfee, who broke into Cranston's car and stole his iPad, and the script from one of the final episodes. The man was caught after having bragged about ripping off Cranston, but the script has yet to be recovered.

Because of this one man's act of greed, we now have to spend the next four months with earmuffs on, humming, so that we don't overhear one word of potential plot resulting from the theft. We'll especially be shying away from words like "Gus," "Hank," "Walt," and "Walt Jr.'s newfound egg allergy."

Damn you, Xavier McAfee.