For reasons unclear to anyone, CW is teaming up with Fred Durst to develop a dramatic series based on his rise to fame.
The Noise, created by Durst, chronicles the rise of a young artist in the 1990s who escapes a tumultuous home life and forms a wildly popular band with a unique sound. Durst, of course, hit it big with his rap metal band Limp Bizkit, which formed in 1994 and went on to superstardom with hits like “Nookie,” “Break Stuff” and their cover of George Michael’s “Faith.” [TV Guide]

I'm conflicted. On the one hand, I'm excited to see a cast of young actors who probably studied and worked really hard forced to act like a group of trashy Florida butt-metal rockers. But on the other, this show would be so much better if it was about Insane Clown Posse. Is there no God?