Deadline is calling it "Modern Family from a toddler's point of view." I'm calling it "something to report on a slowish news day." Darren Star, who has previously ventured into the world of the self-involved with 90210, Melrose Place, and Sex and the City, will now be tackling an adaptation of The Honest Toddler: A Child's Guide to Parenting.

I'm so happy that this will mesh with our readership's taste. Screen Junkies readers LOVE stories based on child-raising books. Oh, it warrants mentioning that the series of books is based on a Twitter account that was created during a particularly trying day for a housewife.

It's not quire the the origin story of 50 Shades of Grey, but it's still bad enough to report.