After making an inauspicious appearance in the world's worst film, I Don't Know How She Does It, Seth Meyers has probably realized that he isn't cut out for the world of acting. Somehow, this led him to believe that he should be the first person people see when they get up in the morning, with sources saying that he's close to taking a seat next to Kelly Ripa on the formerly titled Live with Regis and Kelly.

Unless he adopts the name "Regis" and all of Philbin's affectations, I find this to be some terribly "blah" news. Seth Meyers? Morning shows? I feel like everyone involved could do better. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Only one man can fill Regis' tiny, tiny shoes – Sylvester Stallone.

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