Save FEARnet!!!!

Friday, April 3 by


Courtesy of Break.com

So, apparently Time-Warner and Bright House have egregiously dropped FEARnet from their cable line-ups.  If you’re a subscriber to these services, you don’t have to put on a mask and scare them into bringing FEARnet back.  You can, but you’ll probably get arrested or prosecuted, which is something monsters and serial killers never seem to consider. 

The responsible thing to do is to call your cable operator to convince them to bring FEARnet back.  If you dial 1-877-FEAR-247, they’ll connect you with your cable operator and you can let them know you want FEARnet (And be aware that for some customers, FEARnet is available on AT&T U-Verse and Verizon Fios). Feel free to breathe heavily on the line and tell Big Cable you’re watching them… then slip back into your normal voice and sternly mention that you won’t keep watching unless they bring FEARnet back.  Mwahahahaha…

And check out the list of upcoming titles on FEARnet that Time-Warner is currently missing out on… after the jump.

- 5 Never-Before-Seen Episodes of "Fear Itself"
Hostel
– Hostel 2
– Army Of Darkness
– Clive Barker’s The Midnight Meat Train (Director’s Cut)
– Bug
– Boogeyman
– Resident Evil
– Candyman
– Darkman
– Christine
– Vacancy 2
– Frontier (s)
– Phantasm
– Captivity
– Child’s Play

I Know Who Killed Me, starring Lindsay Lohan
Darkman
Snoop Dogg’s Hood of Horror

Don’t miss out.  Call 1-877-FEAR-247 now.

 

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