Roseanne Speaks Up On Sheen While Poor Jon Cryer Gets Blasted By The Man Himself

Tuesday, March 8 by

Sleep easy tonight, readers. For we now know how Roseanne Barr feels about the Charlie Sheen situation. She’s with him. More accurately, she’s against creator Chuck Lorre, “as he was mostly drunk when he was on my show.” It’s almost hard to believe that working with Roseanne coul drive someone to drink.

She then went on to say, “I feel sorry for Charlie Sheen.” Which, kidding aside, is a crazier fucking statement than anything that has come out of Sheen’s mouth. While Sheen’s comments have raised the bar for “crazy” darn high, Roseanne keeps up nicely in her full comments, available courtesy of Vulture. Read these only after you give logic and reason a long, tearful goodbye.

No sooner does Roseanne throw her not insignificant weight behind Sheen than he speaks up to call Jon Cryer a “troll,” which perhaps demonstrates his sanity, but still, it’s a pretty mean thing to say about Lil’ Jon (Cryer). He then addresses Cryer directly in some weird hoypothetical that I refuse to attempt to understand, saying (to Cryer) that he wants him to be left “in the cold with all of your guilt and stupidity.”

Shame on you, Jon Cryer! For being so guilty and stupid! Why can’t you be more like Roseanne?

Somewhere, Jon Cryer blows his nose into a sweater vest and summons the strength to venture out to buy that organic cat food he’s been meaning to pick up for his cat, Wanderlust. (THR)

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  1. March 8, 2011 3:53 pm


    “Poor people are crazy Jack,….I’M eccentric”

  2. March 8, 2011 3:53 pm


    Who gives a flying flippity fuckaroo about any of the above people?

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