Punxsutawney Phil’s TV Preview

Heyz to you all. I waz jest eating mah carrat thingies for breakfast when old crayzee eyez got a hold on meh and launched me into da skies. Ok, enough of that. Heroes is back on. Here’s your nightly roundup. 

Heroes 9/8c on NBC

Almost two months ago, Sylar trapped Claire, Noah, Meredith and Angela inside Primatech and Level 5 apparently to just play Jigsaw with them. Tonight, the newly powerless Hiro resolves to help Ando become a true superhero.

House 8/7c on FOX

Last week, a special needs teacher foamed at the mouth. Tonight, a woman who collapses during a cooking class turns out to be a leading cancer researcher who gave up her career to pursue personal fulfillment, prompting the doctors to consider their own pursuits of happiness.

24 9/8c on FOX

Last week, Col. Ike Dubaku took control of a chemical plant on Ohio, with his sights on killing tens of thousands of people. Tonight, all the good guys look for leads on the target, try and find a way to stop evil Ike.

Late Show Round-Up (From Best to Worst)

Letterman 1130/1030c CBS 

Ben Roethlisberger, Steve Martin

Craig Ferguson 1235/1135c CBS

Alfred Molina, Lance Burton

Leno 1135/1035c NBC

Kate Winslet, Danny Boyle, Akon

Conan 1235/1135c NBC

Kathy Griffin, Paula Deen, Amy Lavere

Happy Viewings To You Good Sir–Screenjunkies.com