Heidi Klum's legal name is now Samuel because she married a Seal and gave birth to its two children. Before she mingled with singers named after aqautic life, Heidi was a SUPERmodel. In middle school, I wanted to marry her. Now after the two baby Seals, not so much.

A word from Heidi: "Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb!"

She must have said that while she was a blonde.

Okay I'd still marry her. See why after the jump.