Police Looking To Arrest Walter White For Cooking Lots Of Meth

Friday, August 17 by

He’s 50, he’s cooking meth, and he’s probably pretty unpleasant most of the time. That’s good enough for the Tuscaloosa Police to issue a warrant to track down Walter White, a guy who has the name as another fictional guy who does all those things, but in a different place.

It’s all about Breaking Bad, you see.

I’m betting this real Walter White doesn’t have a cool alias like Heisenberg, but I have a feeling he might actually total America sports cars just for fun. That seems like it could be a possibility. If this guy isn’t walking the red carpet for the premiere of the back half of season five, I’mma be pissed.

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