He's 50, he's cooking meth, and he's probably pretty unpleasant most of the time. That's good enough for the Tuscaloosa Police to issue a warrant to track down Walter White, a guy who has the name as another fictional guy who does all those things, but in a different place.

It's all about Breaking Bad, you see.

I'm betting this real Walter White doesn't have a cool alias like Heisenberg, but I have a feeling he might actually total America sports cars just for fun. That seems like it could be a possibility. If this guy isn't walking the red carpet for the premiere of the back half of season five, I'mma be pissed.