PG-Rated Male Strippers Will Abound On Jennifer Garner’s New Fox Show

Wednesday, September 18 by
Jennifer! Take your handbag off the ground! Use the hooks the bar provides.  

Remember Magic Mike? The intentionally campy and corny film from renowned director Steven Soderbergh? Strip away the intention and the renowned filmmaker, and force feed it to us every week like so much sexy, greasy foie gras, and you’ve got The Whole Shebang, a new pilot from Fox that finds Jennifer Garner, a soccer mom, taking over a strip club.

It’s worth noting that the show is a drama, which I assume means Garner will cry 30% more than if it was a comedy.

The pilot is from the writer of Butter, so let’s all go to Butter‘s Wikipedia page and see what they’re talking about.

Ok. Whatever. At least Ricky Martin will probably see some royalties off of “She Bangs” for this project. Any project that financially benefits Ricky Martin is ok in my book.

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