I don't know about you, but I had a terrific haircut in high school, so I'm in an excellent position to be critical of others. Especially when Peter Dinklage, who graduated about 13 years earlier than I did. So with that in mind, let's examine Peter "The Dink" Dinklage's haircut in his high school yearbook.

It's magnificent, in a flow-y, puffy way.

It's everything that Tyrion Lannister's hair is not. It's all one color, no auburn streaks, it's not matted around his head. It's free. Free in a way that you and I could only dream of. And it can never be caged again.

If I was current on Game of Thrones (I'm about four episodes behind), I would make some reference to the events in the show, but for all I know, everyone is dead and the show is about butterflies now.