Paula Abdul, who at one time insinuated she was in a romantic relationship with a cartoon cat, has most recently made a name for herself by being the nice judge on American Idol. Then she solidified that name by being the crazy judge. And “crazy” probably best describes her legacy on the show.
After bouts of exhaustion, rumored unhappiness, and appearing drunk or on pills on many episodes, Abdul took a hike. But now she’s back. Like a disgraced sports star returning to coach an anonymous high school team to rekindle his love of the game, Abdul has taken a walkabout to find herself, and has ended up on the Australian set of So You Think You Can Dance, after having spent a short-lived stint on the American one last summer.
It is important to note that all the dancers spin counter-clockwise down there.