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Pretend Like Frank Underwood Is Speaking Right To You With This Fourth Wall-Breaking Supercut
Tuesday, March 3 by

You’ll feel like you’re his confidant!

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Fred Savage Will Play Rob Lowe’s Older Brother In Fox Series ‘The Grinder’
Tuesday, March 3 by

He doesn’t look like anyone’s older brother.

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FEMA Spoiled A ‘House Of Cards’ Plot Point On Twitter
Tuesday, March 3 by

I don’t believe I’m exaggerating when I deem this their biggest screwup ever.

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LEGO ‘Star Wars’ Series To Come To Disney XD And Sell A Bunch Of Merchandise
Monday, March 2 by

They’re having a hard time re-creating the hairstyles with LEGOs.

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We’ll Get An Extra 30 Minutes Of Gore, Despair, And Existential Dread In ‘The Walking Dead’ Finale
Thursday, February 26 by

They can use that time to kill off Glenn and Carl, then we can watch Rick’s beard grow a little longer.

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Gritty ‘Power Rangers’ Reboot Murders Your Childhood And Everyone Else In Its Path
Wednesday, February 25 by

I feel dirty.

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This Jean-Ralphio Easter Egg Might Be The Best Thing About The ‘Parks And Rec’ Finale
Wednesday, February 25 by

Better than Ron canoeing to Willie Nelson.

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Disney To Reboot ‘Ducktales’ To Capture Those Sweet Nostalgia Viewers
Wednesday, February 25 by

Here’s where you get the ‘Ducktales’ theme song stuck in your head.

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Lady Gaga Will Star In The Next Season Of ‘American Horror Story’
Wednesday, February 25 by

At this point, Ryan Murphy is just pandering to the gay demographic.

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Tonight, Say Farewell To The ‘Parks And Rec’ Gang In Their Final Episode
Tuesday, February 24 by

Goodbye, you government bureaucrats.

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Screen Junkies Friend Flula Borg Will Be Getting His Own Show On NBC, ‘Cuckoo’
Monday, February 23 by

He’s going from YouTube to NBC, which is a moderate step up these days.

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Adam Scott Will Be Producing A Marijuana Comedy For NBC
Friday, February 20 by

Broadcast network pot humor…oh no.

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‘Mad Men’ Swings Into The 70’s In First Teaser Of The Final Season
Thursday, February 19 by

Ya dig?

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Norm MacDonald Fires Off Over 100 Tweets About The SNL Reunion Show
Thursday, February 19 by

The story here isn’t so much the event as it is that someone sat down and wrote 100 Tweets about ANYTHING.

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New Line Shrugs And Says ‘Sure, OK’ To A ‘Shaft’ Reboot
Wednesday, February 18 by

Some things should stay unrebooted.

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Jimmy Fallon Got A Ben & Jerry’s Flavor, ‘The Tonight Dough’
Wednesday, February 18 by

That weak pun makes me fear it’s gonna taste like Leno.

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ABC, Forgetting What Year It Is, Orders Whoopi Goldberg (Ex-)Cop Comedy
Wednesday, February 18 by

For the last time, WHOOPI GOLDBERG DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A COP!

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Tom Collichio Given The Lofty Title Of ‘MSNBC Food Correspondent’
Wednesday, February 18 by

Not the talent MSNBC needs, but the talent it deserves.

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HBO Locks Down John Oliver Until 2017
Tuesday, February 17 by

They would sooner chip him in to little pieces than see him go back to Comedy Central.

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Screen Junkies Presents: “Oscar Bait” Movies, Now Available on Break.com!
Tuesday, February 17 by

Notably absent from our selection, Big Momma’s House 3: Like Father, Like Son

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‘Better Call Saul’ Had Twice As Many People Tune In To Its Premiere As ‘Walking Dead’ Did
Tuesday, February 17 by

That’s probably not a huge surprise, but promising nonetheless.

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‘House Of Cards’ Teaser: U Can’t Touch This
Tuesday, February 17 by

Problems in Camelot.

"I'm sexy Rob Lowe, and I torrent all my TV content."
Rob Lowe To Star As Something Called ‘The Grinder’ On Fox
Friday, February 13 by

I hope it’s what I think it is.

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Jon Stewart’s Retirement Announcement Cost Viacom $350 Million (Probably)
Friday, February 13 by

How much will it cost for Tosh to leave?

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‘Gotham’ Promo Reveals The Joker To Be Just Some Wiener Kid
Thursday, February 12 by

Well, that was a letdown.

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Netflix Accidentally Put Up Season 3 Of ‘House Of Cards’, But Now It’s Back Down
Wednesday, February 11 by

News like this makes me want to repeatedly kill people and keep getting away with it inexplicably.

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Brian Williams Suspended For Six Months For Having Some Fun With The Truth
Wednesday, February 11 by

Will a six-month suspension restore his credibility?

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Jon Stewart Announced He’s Leaving ‘The Daily Show’
Wednesday, February 11 by

We’re not sure why, but it seems to be amicable.

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‘Walking Dead’s’ Emily Kinney To Play A Classic DC Villain
Tuesday, February 10 by

A classic villain re-imagined to be really into Lilith Fair.

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‘Portlandia’ To Bring Us Two More Seasons Of Artisanal Lightbulbs, Putting Birds On Things, And Brunch
Tuesday, February 10 by

They should do a season focused on jams. Handmade, locally sourced…jams.

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