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It could be like ‘The Cosby Show’, only for people with massive head injuries.

I would like to be put in an induced coma until the next eight episodes air.

I’m going to make a movie about the saga of making the ‘AD’ movie.

Heisenberg would absolutely skullf*ck Jack Donaghy.

When it comes to contemporary Sherlock Holmes adaptations, Benedict Cumberbatch is the one who knocks.

It took ‘Arrested Development’ six years to get ten more.

I don’t know if my knee-jerk reaction is supposed to be love or hate.

He must not have seen “Jaywalking.”

I never knew him to be one to speak his mind at the expense of decorum. How odd.

Perhaps this isn’t clear. They cast his brother.

Violence has come a long way since the 1960′s.

Pot, guns, prison? Who do they think they are, MSNBC?

Unless it’s Ezekiel 25:17, I’m probably useless here.

Bob Barker would not have allowed this.

I hope Jim and Pam both lose their legs in separate car accidents and have to become “skateboard people.”

I guess reanimating Michael Jackson’s corpse a la ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ wasn’t so viable after all.

Cute. In a flesh-rotting, repulsive way.

R.I.P.

Yes, we know the difference between fiction and reality.

Featuring the Deftones.

He probably seduced Lucille Bluth back in the 60′s.

I like how this purports to be the director’s cut. This entire series is one big “director’s cut.”

I hope he doesn’t get his mustache rubbed off again.

“‘Oh Sit!’? More like…’Oh F*ck!’”

“Quit bustin’ my labia.”

Yes, I know the Olympics are over, but it’s ‘Parks and Rec’, so we cut them some slack.

I don’t watch news, and I don’t watch reality TV, so whatever CNN does here won’t get me to watch.

In all fairness, they could be under mind control.

Sing it, Data!

ABC is standing by their own Jimmy.