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HBO Released This Frustrating Vine To Let Us Know They Picked Up Westwood
Tuesday, November 18 by

“‘Westworld’ was picked up” would have been sufficient.

The version in German is always better. Like with "99 Luftballoons."
Fox Hires Rob Riggle To Scream At Us In An Adaptation Of An Austrian TV Series
Tuesday, November 18 by

If this thing’s in German, his yelling will take on a whole new level.

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about Jesus?"
Netflix ‘Marco Polo’ Trailer Has Literally Nothing To Do With The Swimming Pool Game
Monday, November 17 by

However, if we’re drawing parallels, I guess his father, who gave him away as a slave, would be his “fish out of water.”

I can only assume that this will no longer make Cosby sweaters acceptable hipster kitsch. *sobs*
The Resurgence Of Bill Cosby Rape Allegations May Sorta Hurt His Upcoming NBC Family Sitcom
Monday, November 17 by

As in, “They might not want to make it at all.”

Jeez. We get it. You're handsome. Yikes!
Chris Pratt Will Be Staying Skinny, In Case You Missed Fat Andy Dwyer
Monday, November 17 by

You’d be missing Fat Andy Dwyer anyway since ‘Parks and Rec is ending’.

I've never imagined a show could look so unappealing just from a still.
The Curse Of Will Arnett Continues With Cancellation Of ‘The Millers’
Monday, November 17 by

COME ON!

Don't worry. I cropped out the man's bare bottom.
The Parents Television Council Think That Risque Cable Channels Should Be Premium Channels
Monday, November 17 by

Thanks, PTC!

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Walt Can’t Get Jesse To Play In ‘Do You Want To Build A Meth Lab?’
Monday, November 17 by

Poor, lonely Walter. All that time that he was the one who was knocking, it was in search of a friend.

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Rainn Wilson Plays The Ole’ ‘Quirky, Misanthropic Savant’ In Fox’s ‘Backstrom’ Trailer
Friday, November 14 by

It’s about time someone played that sort of character.

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Sony Jumping On The Streaming Bandwagon With ‘Sony Vue’
Friday, November 14 by

Looking forward to ‘Twisted Metal Mysteries’ on Thursdays at 8PM.

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Nick Cannon And NBC To Revive ‘Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous’
Thursday, November 13 by

America needs more bathtubs filled with champagne right now. To heal.

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‘Duck Dynasty’ Musical Is Heading To Vegas, Where It Belongs
Thursday, November 13 by

Ah, the wonders of theater!

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Conan O’Brien Joined The ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ Last Night On His Show
Wednesday, November 12 by

He would be an amazing biker.

How come none of my appearances are in courtrooms that nice?
TNT Gives ‘Franklin & Bash’ The Axe Leaving Us Breathless, Bash-less
Tuesday, November 11 by

I knew that Bash was on the bubble, but Franklin? I…I need to sit down.

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Amazon Rolls Out Seven New Shows, Forcing Us To Take It Seriously
Tuesday, November 11 by

Fine, Amazon. We’ll pay attention. Jeez. Nice work on ‘Transparent’, btw.

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Ads For Bravo’s New Show ‘Girlfriends’ Guide To Divorce’ Taken Down For Being ‘Inappropriate’
Tuesday, November 11 by

Take that, sacred institution of marriage!

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Bryan Cranston To Produce Crime Drama ‘Sneaky Pete’ On CBS
Tuesday, November 11 by

Are they sure it’s not called ‘Skinny Pete’? It’s ‘Skinny Pete’, right?

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Amy Schumer Won Us All The Right To Say ‘P*ssy’ On Comedy Central
Monday, November 10 by

What are you waiting for? Get on Comedy Central and say it!

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Willie Nelson Has A Variety Show Waiting For Us
Monday, November 10 by

This will either be very funny or VERY boring.

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Aaron Sorkin Is Done Writing For Television
Monday, November 10 by

To be fair, it wasn’t entirely his choice.

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Titty Chips And White Power Suits: Time For ‘Broad City’ Season Two
Monday, November 10 by

“My biggest weakness is that I frequently lose purses. But my biggest strength is that I always get them back.”

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FOX Isn’t Sure If You’re ‘Smarter Than A 5th Grader’, Wants To Check Again
Friday, November 7 by

Jeez, FOX, you’re really getting intrusive about our intelligence levels.

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‘Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s’ Carl Is Dripping Juices For Carl’s Jr.
Friday, November 7 by

A little something for the ladies.

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There Are Too Many Cooks In Adult Swim’s ‘Too Many Cooks’
Thursday, November 6 by

They’re spoiling the broth!

They're talking about tinted glasses, I bet.
U2 Sets A Residency For ‘Tonight Show’ Because All The Cool Bands Have Residencies
Wednesday, November 5 by

Real original, U2.

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ABC Went Immediately From ‘Charlie Brown’ To A ‘Scandal’ Sex Scene, And It Was Hilarious
Tuesday, November 4 by

The Parents Television Council decided this was going to be a whole…thing.

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Cinemax Producers Allowed To Sue Actress Who Wouldn’t Show Her Boobs
Tuesday, November 4 by

It’s as if she’s one of the several million people who don’t watch Cinemax.

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‘The Colbert Report’ Has Set A Date For Its Final Show *Tear*
Friday, October 31 by

And that date is…

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Christopher Walken’s Face Though: ‘Peter Pan Live!’ First Look
Thursday, October 30 by

A glimpse into Johnny Depp’s future.

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Actors Receive ‘Huge’ Raise For Seasons 5 And 6
Thursday, October 30 by

I put “huge” in quotes because this is someone else’s idea of “huge.” Mine would be substantially less.

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