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I’m Afraid I Just Clue Myself
Monday, January 31 by

Who killed that racist old woman?

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Jonah Hill And Fox Are Besties
Monday, January 31 by

Jonah Hill is continuing his laid back domination of the American comedy landscape by launching his own production shingle, JHF.

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‘The Kennedys’ Might Be Shown In Syndication, Or This Might End Up Not Happening Either
Monday, January 31 by

Joel Surnow’s truthbomb “The Kennedys” has been having a hard time finding an audience.

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Jordana Brewster Cast As Attractive Person In ‘Dallas’
Monday, January 31 by

Jordana Brewster, best known for roles in movies like The Faculty and The Fast And The Furious, has been cast in a lead role in TNT’s ‘Dallas’.

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Shawn Levy Will Turn This Car Around If You Kick His Seat One More Time
Saturday, January 29 by

Shawn Levy wants you to take a look at his “Family Album,” just for a minute.

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Steve Austin Hosts WWE Reality Show, Gets 3:16 AM Time Slot
Friday, January 28 by

Folks ‘Tough Enough’ to engage in highly choreographed fight routines will get a chance at a WWE contract starting April 1st.

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Charlie Sheen Going To Rehab For Some Reason
Friday, January 28 by

Charlie Sheen’s wise decision to check himself into rehab has a silver lining. Production has been shut down on “Two and a Half Men” until further notice.

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Fox Found Its ‘Finder’
Friday, January 28 by

The new “Bones” spin-off will give America three lovely hours to fall in love with Geoff Stults, who will play the titular Finder.

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NBC Combines Hackneyed Fairy Tales and Hackneyed Cop Shows
Friday, January 28 by

NBC picked up an inspired show in “Grimm,” a pilot in which the cops interact with characters inspired by the Brothers Grimm fairy tales.

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CW Considering Zombie Show For The Ladies
Friday, January 28 by

Hot off the runaway success of The Walking Dead, CW is considering giving teenage girls a zombie show of their very own.

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9 Excuses We’re About to Hear from Charlie Sheen’s Publicist
Thursday, January 27 by

Charlie Sheen’s publicist has confirmed that the actor is in the hospital with severe abdominal pains after partaking in a 36-hour cocaine binge. Something tells me that said publicist will probably have a different story to tell.

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SHEEN WATCH: Charlie Rushed To The Hospital
Thursday, January 27 by

The star of ‘Two And a Half Men’ was rushed to LA area hospital Cedars-Sinai with stomach pains early this morning.

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New NBCUniversal Logo Is Totally Peacockless
Thursday, January 27 by

The corporate overlords at Comcast have revealed the new logo for NBCUniversal.

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Darren Aronofsky To Sell Cologne Instead
Thursday, January 27 by

Darren Aronofsky, hot off of Black Swan, is re-teaming with one of the highlights of that movie, Vincent Cassel.

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‘Skins’ Creator Says “I Don’t Make Porn” While Fighting Giant Boner
Wednesday, January 26 by

Elsley and MTV are fighting back against “child porn” allegations and sticking to their fully exposed teenage guns.

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‘The Office’ Scores Ferrell, Tells Carell He Should Really Get Going
Wednesday, January 26 by

Will Ferrell will be picking up the slack during a four-episode arc.

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Pilot Pick-Up Roundup: Maybe There Are A Couple Good Ones!
Wednesday, January 26 by

New TV shows that, chances are, will be canceled soon.

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Kings Of Leon Enrage Ryan Murphy, Gleeks Everywhere
Wednesday, January 26 by

What does it take to send ‘Glee’ creator Ryan Murphy into an expletive laced tirade? Deny him the right to turn a song of yours into a “number” on his hit show, that’s what.

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Brothers Scott Have New Idea To Set Drama In The 60s
Wednesday, January 26 by

Those fabulous Scott boys Ridley and Tony are working as producers on a new show called “The Drivers.”

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‘Conan’ Is A Hit, Insists Conan’s Agent and Conan’s Mom
Tuesday, January 25 by

When is a hit show possibly not a hit show? When everyone is DVRing it.

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Alec Baldwin May Live Liberal Wet Dream As MSNBC Host
Tuesday, January 25 by

He might be #1 on the list to replace Keith Olbermann. I still think he should stick to selling microwaves.

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New Zealand Apologizes To Anna Faris, Will Faris Apologize For ‘Yogi Bear?’
Tuesday, January 25 by

Faris got harassed on the New Zealand set of ‘Yogi Bear,’ and the country said some things it later regretted.

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NBC Tired Of Making Bad Decisions, Wants McG To Direct ‘Wonder Woman’
Tuesday, January 25 by

TV vet McG is the frontrunner to helm the the pilot episode of the David E. Kelley-produced reboot.

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Tila Tequila To Class Up ‘$#*! My Dad Says’
Tuesday, January 25 by

Bust out your jars of Mentholatum ’cause I’m about to shorten your breath. Everyone’s favorite Tila Tequila, Tila Tequila, will be appearing on this week’s episode of “$#*! My Dad Says.”

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9 Replacement Sponsors For MTV’s ‘Skins’
Tuesday, January 25 by

MTV won’t miss the sponsors who have dropped. Why? Because there are dozens more just waiting to cash in on the sweet, sweet scent of underage ass. With that in mind, here are nine replacement sponsors for MTV’s “Skins.”

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Apparently, Reality TV Hasn’t Been Cruel Enough To Kelsey Grammer
Tuesday, January 25 by

Grammer has ushered in a new era for which he will be remembered for many poorly-hatched reality television shows.

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Chloe Moretz To Kick Ass All Over ’30 Rock’
Tuesday, January 25 by

Chloe Moretz has been tweeting up a storm lately, most recently to say that she’s in New York. Why, New York, you ask? To shoot an episode of NBC’s “30 Rock!”

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Apocalypse Warning: ‘Jersey Shore’ Season 4 Is Coming
Tuesday, January 25 by

Jersey Shore is going to have a fourth season, and there’s nothing you or anyone else can do about it except hunker down and brace for impact.

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Jay Leno To Receive Humor Award. Everything You Know Is Wrong.
Monday, January 24 by

Members of Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Club have bestowed their annual Man of the Year award to walking lowest common denominator Jay Leno.

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‘Skins’ Too Sexy For Sandwiches, Tacos, Gum, And Cars
Monday, January 24 by

Due to pressure from the Parents’ Television Association, Subway is the most recent advertiser to pull out of the racy MTV show ‘Skins’. Pun very much intended.

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