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Hoffman And HBO To Bring Us ‘Upstate’
Wednesday, March 16 by

Philip Seymour Hoffman and HBO are joining forces for a drama about a man, his family and his small town. Emotional hijinx ensue.

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9 People Who Could Replace Gilbert Gottfried As The Aflac Duck
Tuesday, March 15 by

As you probably know, Gilbert Gottfried was recently shit canned (or, if you want the family friendly version, “poop jarred”) as the voice of the Aflac Duck. The insurance company…

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Netflix To “Air” Episodes Of Spacey/Fincher’s ‘House Of Cards’
Tuesday, March 15 by

Look out, “Mad Men,” “House Of Cards” might drink your milkshake.

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Oh Dear God No: CMT Starting An Original Movie Division
Tuesday, March 15 by

The word “original” is being used lightly here.

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Wright Turns Down ‘Walking Dead’ Offer, Presumably To Do Stuff About The Walking Living
Monday, March 14 by

This is how angry Edgar Wright gets when you ask him to do more zombie projects.

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HBO Picks Up Russian Spy Drama, Makes Me Distrustful Of Guy Who Sold Me Stereo
Monday, March 14 by

HBO is ready to finger some Russian spies. And make a show about them too.

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Charlie Sheen Bringing His Insanity To Your Home Town
Friday, March 11 by

His touring one-man show is called “Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth.” I assume the tour is sponsored by Tiger Blood.

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‘Terra Nova’ To Fans: You Will Wait Until Fall To Enjoy Our Program
Friday, March 11 by

If you were excited about the two-part “Terra Nova” preview in May, you are now disappointed by the news that there will be no preview.

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The Real Star Of NBC’s New Game Show Will Be The Broken Ankles
Friday, March 11 by

NBC has decided to make a progressive, risky move and remake a game show from the entertainment capital of the world, Israel.

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‘Eastbound And Down’ Will Be F#ckin’ Out After Third Season
Friday, March 11 by

Maybe this means they’ll release Kenny Powers’ audiobook.

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John Stamos Does Not Care To Wear Sheen’s Bowler Shirt
Friday, March 11 by

John Stamos does not wish to be the highest paid actor on television. He’s got his own money, thank you. Money he earned through hard work, good hygiene, and laughing at Dave Coulier’s jokes.

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Paul F. Tompkins Will Become An ‘Evil Genius’ For Comedy Central
Friday, March 11 by

Paul F. Tompkins as a wisecracking villain? This stuff writes itself.

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Charlie Sheen’s House Raided By Cops, Which Makes Sense
Thursday, March 10 by

The LAPD are at Charlie Sheen’s house right now. No, they’re not there for the tiger blood.

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Nickelodeon To Bring Back Ninja Turtles, Make Us Whole Again
Thursday, March 10 by

Nickelodeon is rebooting the series (with a 2012 air date, per this teaser) with 26 all-new episodes.

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Rob Lowe’s Not Ditching ‘Parks’ For ‘Men’ Any Time Soon
Thursday, March 10 by

Rob Lowe ain’t goin’ nowhere!

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Nickelodeon To Reveal How Bad Those Shows You Liked As A Kid Really Were
Thursday, March 10 by

Hop into the A-Little-While-Back Machine with Nickelodeon.

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Keira Knightley Joins Syfy Mini-Series. Wait, What?
Thursday, March 10 by

Will she be required to roll around in cake with Deborah Gibson or go toe-to-toe with a Piranhceratops.

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Terry O’Quinn Escapes The Damn Island And Lands In ABC Pilot
Wednesday, March 9 by

ABC cast O’Quinn (‘Lost’) in the new pilot “Hallelujah.” It’s a musical drama from “Desperate Housewives” showrunner Marc Cherry, so if O’Quinn wasn’t in it, I would find a way to anti-TiVO the show.

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Bitches Up In The Parents Television Council Object To ABC’s Use Of ‘Bitches’
Wednesday, March 9 by

This one was so predictable that it probably doesn’t even qualify as news.

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Julianne Moore To Wrestle With Alaskan Accent In Palin HBO Film
Wednesday, March 9 by

Tina Fey wasn’t available (probably).

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Kristin Kreuk Working With ‘Battlestar Gallactica’ Dude
Wednesday, March 9 by

Kristin Kreuk is going magic all up in this bitch.

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Sheen The Warlock Slays Evil Execs In New Weirdcast
Tuesday, March 8 by

In the new episode of his “Sheen’s Korner” web series, Sheen gave his audience what they wanted: craziness, somewhat higher production values, and more craziness.

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Shocking News: J.J. Abrams’ New Series Gets Greenlight
Tuesday, March 8 by

If you’re a potential series like “Alcatraz,” how do you escape from pilot prison into the TV schedule? Answer: a “Created by J.J. Abrams” tattoo.

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Charlie Sheen Replacement List: Who Is Sheen’s Next Twitter Target?
Tuesday, March 8 by

A few other actors who have a chance at “winning” a lead on “Two and a Half Men.” The list includes John Stamos, Martin Sheen and… Heather Locklear?

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Roseanne Speaks Up On Sheen While Poor Jon Cryer Gets Blasted By The Man Himself
Tuesday, March 8 by

Make no mistake, Jon Cryer is 100% bastard. At least that’s what Sheen says, and he appears pretty credible these days.

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Great, Now The Charlie Sheen Auto-Tune Is Stuck In My Head
Tuesday, March 8 by

Just when I thought I was out…

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HBO And Chabon To Fight Nazis With Magic
Tuesday, March 8 by

Author Michael Chabon is teaming up with HBO and his wife, Ayelet Waldman, for a project about a group of con men and magicians who team up to fight Hitler during World War II. Yup.

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100 Thousand People Wanted To Watch Charlie Sheen On The Internet
Sunday, March 6 by

Charlie Sheen is wasting our attention.

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Cary Elwes Doesn’t Even Care, Joins ‘Wonder Woman’
Saturday, March 5 by

A little dash of Cary Elwes couldn’t make ‘Wonder Woman’ worse, could it?

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Ken Marino Dips His Balls In ‘Home Game’ With Rob Riggle
Friday, March 4 by

“Party Down” actor Ken Marino is coming to CBS. Hopefully, it won’t be like when “The State” left MTV for CBS. *Shudders*

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