The outfit is better than this, but still not as good as Adrianne Palicki naked.
The Insanity Express is starting to shape up. Sheen and his extremely frustrated lawyers have added 12 new stops to his one-man show across the US and Canada.
Hint: none of them are ‘Outsourced’.
Johnny Depp must be a glutton for punishment. The Tourist star is trying to free up his schedule so that he can guest star on depraved meanie-butt Ricky Gervais’ new show “Life’s Too Short.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman and HBO are joining forces for a drama about a man, his family and his small town. Emotional hijinx ensue.
As you probably know, Gilbert Gottfried was recently shit canned (or, if you want the family friendly version, “poop jarred”) as the voice of the Aflac Duck. The insurance company…
Look out, “Mad Men,” “House Of Cards” might drink your milkshake.
The word “original” is being used lightly here.
This is how angry Edgar Wright gets when you ask him to do more zombie projects.
HBO is ready to finger some Russian spies. And make a show about them too.
His touring one-man show is called “Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth.” I assume the tour is sponsored by Tiger Blood.
If you were excited about the two-part “Terra Nova” preview in May, you are now disappointed by the news that there will be no preview.
NBC has decided to make a progressive, risky move and remake a game show from the entertainment capital of the world, Israel.
Maybe this means they’ll release Kenny Powers’ audiobook.
John Stamos does not wish to be the highest paid actor on television. He’s got his own money, thank you. Money he earned through hard work, good hygiene, and laughing at Dave Coulier’s jokes.
Paul F. Tompkins as a wisecracking villain? This stuff writes itself.
The LAPD are at Charlie Sheen’s house right now. No, they’re not there for the tiger blood.
Nickelodeon is rebooting the series (with a 2012 air date, per this teaser) with 26 all-new episodes.
Rob Lowe ain’t goin’ nowhere!
Hop into the A-Little-While-Back Machine with Nickelodeon.
Will she be required to roll around in cake with Deborah Gibson or go toe-to-toe with a Piranhceratops.
ABC cast O’Quinn (‘Lost’) in the new pilot “Hallelujah.” It’s a musical drama from “Desperate Housewives” showrunner Marc Cherry, so if O’Quinn wasn’t in it, I would find a way to anti-TiVO the show.
This one was so predictable that it probably doesn’t even qualify as news.
Tina Fey wasn’t available (probably).
Kristin Kreuk is going magic all up in this bitch.
In the new episode of his “Sheen’s Korner” web series, Sheen gave his audience what they wanted: craziness, somewhat higher production values, and more craziness.
If you’re a potential series like “Alcatraz,” how do you escape from pilot prison into the TV schedule? Answer: a “Created by J.J. Abrams” tattoo.
A few other actors who have a chance at “winning” a lead on “Two and a Half Men.” The list includes John Stamos, Martin Sheen and… Heather Locklear?
Make no mistake, Jon Cryer is 100% bastard. At least that’s what Sheen says, and he appears pretty credible these days.
Just when I thought I was out…