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Roseanne Speaks Up On Sheen While Poor Jon Cryer Gets Blasted By The Man Himself
Tuesday, March 8 by

Make no mistake, Jon Cryer is 100% bastard. At least that’s what Sheen says, and he appears pretty credible these days.

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Great, Now The Charlie Sheen Auto-Tune Is Stuck In My Head
Tuesday, March 8 by

Just when I thought I was out…

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HBO And Chabon To Fight Nazis With Magic
Tuesday, March 8 by

Author Michael Chabon is teaming up with HBO and his wife, Ayelet Waldman, for a project about a group of con men and magicians who team up to fight Hitler during World War II. Yup.

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100 Thousand People Wanted To Watch Charlie Sheen On The Internet
Sunday, March 6 by

Charlie Sheen is wasting our attention.

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Cary Elwes Doesn’t Even Care, Joins ‘Wonder Woman’
Saturday, March 5 by

A little dash of Cary Elwes couldn’t make ‘Wonder Woman’ worse, could it?

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Ken Marino Dips His Balls In ‘Home Game’ With Rob Riggle
Friday, March 4 by

“Party Down” actor Ken Marino is coming to CBS. Hopefully, it won’t be like when “The State” left MTV for CBS. *Shudders*

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Jim Caviezel Decides, “Screw it. I’ll Do Television.”
Friday, March 4 by

Jesus has signed on to play the lead in “Person Of Interest,” the CBS pilot from J.J. Abrams and Jonah Nolan.

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Spike TV’s Animated Charlie Sheen Special Ends The Internet
Friday, March 4 by

Spike TV has partnered with Taiwanese company NMA to bring us a 30 minute special featuring CGI Charlie Sheen scenes (or “scheens” to use the abbreviation).

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HBO Previewing ‘Game of Thrones’, Plus A Trailer
Friday, March 4 by

This is the coolest thing to happen since the mighty Gronyok was slain by Tyrus the Great.

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Kevin Spacey Working On His English Accent
Thursday, March 3 by

Spacey. Fincher. Thatcher.

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Elizabeth Hurley To Wrestle Around With Wonder Woman
Thursday, March 3 by

Elizabeth Hurley thinks Wonder Woman needs to be held down by force.

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Links Away: An Ode To Charlie Sheen
Wednesday, March 2 by

Who better to pen the definitive Charlie Sheen rap ballad than a white guy in a hipster scarf?

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Christina Ricci Stars In 1960s Drama That’s Totally Not Just Like ‘Mad Men’
Tuesday, March 1 by

It’s a soapy drama that takes place in the swingin’ 60’s, about the lives of sexy stewardesses back when it was okay to call them that. And slap their butts in public.

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‘Entourage’ Creator Has Idea For New Show, Hasn’t Seen ‘Men Of A Certain Age’
Tuesday, March 1 by

This show is nothing like ‘Men of a Certain Age’, OK?

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Josh Holloway Will Point Gun At Cast Of ‘Community’ Next
Tuesday, March 1 by

Last year’s school shooting went so well, they’re planning another.

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Chuck Lorre Is Out This Bitch
Tuesday, March 1 by

Chuck Lorre just quit the “pukefest that everyone worships” via a rambling, humorless vanity card. His style is consistent if nothing else.

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The Craziest Charlie Sheen Quotes So Far
Monday, February 28 by

From the morning talk shows, to TMZ, to E! Online, “Good-Time Charlie” has been regaling the common man with tales of his wondrous lifestyle, while at the same time, delivering violent warnings to his enemies.

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Uncle Jesse Being Courted To Replace Uncle Charlie On ‘Men’
Monday, February 28 by

John Stamos is being courted by Les Moonves to step in as Charlie Sheen’s replacement on “Two and a Half Men.”

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Showtime Renews Shows About Shows And Alcoholism
Monday, February 28 by

‘Shameless’ and ‘Episodes’ will both be returning for second seasons.

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Charlie Sheen Wants CBS To Lick His Feet
Monday, February 28 by

Naturally.

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FX To Get ‘Powers’
Saturday, February 26 by

FX finally realizes that superheroes are awesome.

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Don Johnson Finally Becomes ‘A. Mann’ For NBC
Friday, February 25 by

Don Johnson is sailing back into network TV waters. Now he’s trading his trademark white suit for whatever it is not-gay Beverly Hills hairdressers wear.

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Sheen Continues Making Threats From His Island
Friday, February 25 by

Charles Sheen’s descent into madness from his tropical island paradise continues.

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Joel McHale Talks Spirit Award Nominees And ‘Community’ Daddy Issues
Friday, February 25 by

Even a host has his favorites.

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Leaked ‘Two And A Half Men’ Finale Wraps Everything Up In A Neat, Little Package
Friday, February 25 by

CBS foresaw the problem potential of hanging the livelihoods of hundreds on a raving madman and decided to get a series finale in the can in case of Sheenmergency.

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5 Greatest Moments In The History Of ‘Two And A Half Men’
Friday, February 25 by

Since it looks like we won’t be seeing new episodes of “Two and a Half Men” any time soon, if ever (fingers crossed) we decided that now would be a great time to take a look back fondly at the five greatest “Two and a Half Men” moments. Yes, it was difficult, but we actually found five.

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Johnny Depp Wants To Bring His Favorite Books To The Screen
Friday, February 25 by

Looks like Johnny Depp would like to move away from playing roles that require silly hats.

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Spend All Your Money To Reunite The Cast Of ‘Fresh Prince’
Thursday, February 24 by

Win a charity auction and attend a private dinner reunion of “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” cast. I can sense you doing the Carlton as you read this.

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‘Two And A Half Men’ Season Over Cause Charlie Sheen Called Chuck Lorre A Pussy!
Thursday, February 24 by

Calling a dude a “pussy” is funny, but when doing so possibly ends the run of a terrible, yet somehow endlessly successful TV sitcom – that’s hilarious.

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Why Aren’t You Animals Watching ‘Lights Out’?
Thursday, February 24 by

How can a critically acclaimed show expect to grow an audience when 4 million viewers are busy watching some teenage skanks “raise” their bastard children on MTV’s “Teen Mom 2”? Jesus Christ, if I wanted to watch some fat high-school sophomore push her stupid kid around, I’d go hang out at the mall.

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