Spike TV has partnered with Taiwanese company NMA to bring us a 30 minute special featuring CGI Charlie Sheen scenes (or “scheens” to use the abbreviation).
This is the coolest thing to happen since the mighty Gronyok was slain by Tyrus the Great.
Spacey. Fincher. Thatcher.
Elizabeth Hurley thinks Wonder Woman needs to be held down by force.
Who better to pen the definitive Charlie Sheen rap ballad than a white guy in a hipster scarf?
It’s a soapy drama that takes place in the swingin’ 60’s, about the lives of sexy stewardesses back when it was okay to call them that. And slap their butts in public.
This show is nothing like ‘Men of a Certain Age’, OK?
Last year’s school shooting went so well, they’re planning another.
Chuck Lorre just quit the “pukefest that everyone worships” via a rambling, humorless vanity card. His style is consistent if nothing else.
From the morning talk shows, to TMZ, to E! Online, “Good-Time Charlie” has been regaling the common man with tales of his wondrous lifestyle, while at the same time, delivering violent warnings to his enemies.
John Stamos is being courted by Les Moonves to step in as Charlie Sheen’s replacement on “Two and a Half Men.”
‘Shameless’ and ‘Episodes’ will both be returning for second seasons.
FX finally realizes that superheroes are awesome.
Don Johnson is sailing back into network TV waters. Now he’s trading his trademark white suit for whatever it is not-gay Beverly Hills hairdressers wear.
Charles Sheen’s descent into madness from his tropical island paradise continues.
Even a host has his favorites.
CBS foresaw the problem potential of hanging the livelihoods of hundreds on a raving madman and decided to get a series finale in the can in case of Sheenmergency.
Since it looks like we won’t be seeing new episodes of “Two and a Half Men” any time soon, if ever (fingers crossed) we decided that now would be a great time to take a look back fondly at the five greatest “Two and a Half Men” moments. Yes, it was difficult, but we actually found five.
Looks like Johnny Depp would like to move away from playing roles that require silly hats.
Win a charity auction and attend a private dinner reunion of “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” cast. I can sense you doing the Carlton as you read this.
Calling a dude a “pussy” is funny, but when doing so possibly ends the run of a terrible, yet somehow endlessly successful TV sitcom – that’s hilarious.
How can a critically acclaimed show expect to grow an audience when 4 million viewers are busy watching some teenage skanks “raise” their bastard children on MTV’s “Teen Mom 2”? Jesus Christ, if I wanted to watch some fat high-school sophomore push her stupid kid around, I’d go hang out at the mall.
This might be the stiffest price a person has ever paid for not getting a joke.
Get your mouse finger ready.
“Glee’s” Ryan Murphy and his “Nip/Tuck” partner Brad Falchuk have been pretty tight-lipped about their new FX pilot “American Horror Story.” There’s been no word on plot or genre. All we’ve had to go on is the cheery and optimistic sounding title. Until now.
Discovery Channel star Justin Tennison was found dead in an Alaska hotel room.
“Firefly” fans are hardcore and extremely unwilling to find a new thing to obsess over.
I think potential hardcore fans are already planning the “save this show” campaign, for when it inevitably gets cancelled too soon.
At the beginning of the week, we all wondered what caused reporter Serene Branson to sound like a “Twin Peaks” dream sequence during her Grammys recap. Now, Branson describes what happened in her own words. This time in English, please!