I think he should sneak out early and turn off his phone.
The Adult Swimmers are wisely asking Odenkirk to create a new television show that makes fun of the shitty production values of locally-produced videos. *Inset VCR Tracking Effects*
All those cartoon chimps are worth the money.
If you start now you can be done by the weekend.
Threat Level: Heigl.
Will Ferrell’s debut on “The Office” next week officially has NBC’s hype machine set to kray kray.
WARNING: If you’ve lost your job or home within the last few years, this article will enrage.
“Hold the onions” -FOX.
Glenn Beck is gonna have to go back to the conspiracy drawing board, because his Fox News show is coming to an end. Who’s behind all this? NPR? The Obama Administration?
Netflix bought the streaming rights to “Mad Men” for as much as $100 million. That’s almost $1 for every cigarette smoked on that show.
It’s a battle royale for the most coveted comedy role in primetime.
Forget it Jake, It’s… Pompeii.
Five years of ‘CBS Evening News’ is too long to go without giggling on TV.
The following program contains violence, nudity, adult language, adult content, and other awesome things.
I bet the pirates’ trailer is going to smell awful.
People who like seeing super-heroes with huge eyes definitely have something to be excited about.
If at first you don’t succeed, pick a project that doesn’t involve Minnie Driver…
Hopefully they’ll throw in a strip club scene or something.
Paul Scheer likes us! He really likes us!
Can we get Chris Hansen involved in this please?
And some she probably shouldn’t.
The “Mad Men” team is one big happy family again. Now they can go back to telling stories about a bunch of really unhappy ones.
MTV has saved a handful of awkward young male actors from a career of having to do American Pie spin-off films.
NBC might stand for “No Boob Censorship.”
Rule 4: Expand the franchise to television.
I got my ass kicked in this year’s Peabody Awards pool.
Be extra nice to all old people you see in public, because you might be on an NBC prank show.
He’s guest starring on “Drew Carey’s Improv-A-Ganza,” where he’ll also probably call Colin Mochrie a pussy.