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‘The Venture Bros’ Gets Two More Seasons Of Superheroic Bureaucracy
Wednesday, March 23 by

“Venture Bros” co-creator Jackson Publick posted great news about his Adult Swim show on LiveJournal. Yeah, LiveJournal. Remember LiveJournal?

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Michael C. Hall Talks ‘Dexter’ And Peep Booths
Tuesday, March 22 by

He’s starring in ‘Peep World’ this weekend and returning to ‘Dexter’ soon.

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Hot Dog! AMC Finally Close To Reaching A ‘Mad Men’ Deal
Tuesday, March 22 by

The cast of ‘Mad Men’ to have an extra-long summer vacation.

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Will Arnett To Receive Inevitable Paycheck From ‘The Office’
Tuesday, March 22 by

Is this Steve Carell’s final season on “The Office” or a Blades Of Glory semi-reunion?

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James Franco Uses Twitter To Take Bruce Vilanch Down A Peg
Monday, March 21 by

Franco took to Twitter to blast hard-to-look-at Oscar joke writer Bruce Vilanch. Is he really blaming Vilanch? Did he slip Franco sleeping pills or something?

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Busey Watch: Celebrity Apprentice – ‘That’s From Rock and Roll…and the Brain Surgery’
Monday, March 21 by

I’m happy to report that watching Gary Busey lead is everything you’d hope it to be, assuming you’re hoping it to be awkward and hilariously depressing.

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Jeff Daniels Might Walk And Talk For Sorkin
Monday, March 21 by

The king of walk and talk meets the king of spider-fear. Too soon?

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Back In New International TV Series
Monday, March 21 by

Yes, he is indeed “back.” Get your jokes out now.

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Stephen King Might Be Writing An Episode Of ‘The Walking Dead’
Monday, March 21 by

Stephen King wants to try writing a horror story.

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Heather Locklear Is Probably Worried About HDTV Making Her Look Old
Saturday, March 19 by

Here’s hoping the show is really successful and she has a Sheen-style breakdown.

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Connie Britton Scared To Say “No” To Ryan Murphy, Lest He Yell At Her
Friday, March 18 by

Connie Britton has spectacular breasts. Also, she’s joining Ryan Murphy’s “American Horror Story.”

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Let the ‘Glee’ Backlash Begin
Friday, March 18 by

I find myself rooting for a band I haven’t listened to in ten years as they crusade against a television show I’ve never even seen.

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‘Wonder Woman’ Team Makes Adrianne Palicki Less Hot. Thanks, Guys.
Friday, March 18 by

The outfit is better than this, but still not as good as Adrianne Palicki naked.

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Charlie Sheen’s Kooky Catchphrase Tour Adds New US Cities And Canada
Thursday, March 17 by

The Insanity Express is starting to shape up. Sheen and his extremely frustrated lawyers have added 12 new stops to his one-man show across the US and Canada.

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NBC Renews Three Thursday Night Comedies (Done Right)
Thursday, March 17 by

Hint: none of them are ‘Outsourced’.

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Ricky Gervais Hires ‘The Tourist’ Star Johnny Depp
Thursday, March 17 by

Johnny Depp must be a glutton for punishment. The Tourist star is trying to free up his schedule so that he can guest star on depraved meanie-butt Ricky Gervais’ new show “Life’s Too Short.”

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Hoffman And HBO To Bring Us ‘Upstate’
Wednesday, March 16 by

Philip Seymour Hoffman and HBO are joining forces for a drama about a man, his family and his small town. Emotional hijinx ensue.

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9 People Who Could Replace Gilbert Gottfried As The Aflac Duck
Tuesday, March 15 by

As you probably know, Gilbert Gottfried was recently shit canned (or, if you want the family friendly version, “poop jarred”) as the voice of the Aflac Duck. The insurance company…

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Netflix To “Air” Episodes Of Spacey/Fincher’s ‘House Of Cards’
Tuesday, March 15 by

Look out, “Mad Men,” “House Of Cards” might drink your milkshake.

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Oh Dear God No: CMT Starting An Original Movie Division
Tuesday, March 15 by

The word “original” is being used lightly here.

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Wright Turns Down ‘Walking Dead’ Offer, Presumably To Do Stuff About The Walking Living
Monday, March 14 by

This is how angry Edgar Wright gets when you ask him to do more zombie projects.

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HBO Picks Up Russian Spy Drama, Makes Me Distrustful Of Guy Who Sold Me Stereo
Monday, March 14 by

HBO is ready to finger some Russian spies. And make a show about them too.

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Charlie Sheen Bringing His Insanity To Your Home Town
Friday, March 11 by

His touring one-man show is called “Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth.” I assume the tour is sponsored by Tiger Blood.

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‘Terra Nova’ To Fans: You Will Wait Until Fall To Enjoy Our Program
Friday, March 11 by

If you were excited about the two-part “Terra Nova” preview in May, you are now disappointed by the news that there will be no preview.

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The Real Star Of NBC’s New Game Show Will Be The Broken Ankles
Friday, March 11 by

NBC has decided to make a progressive, risky move and remake a game show from the entertainment capital of the world, Israel.

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‘Eastbound And Down’ Will Be F#ckin’ Out After Third Season
Friday, March 11 by

Maybe this means they’ll release Kenny Powers’ audiobook.

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John Stamos Does Not Care To Wear Sheen’s Bowler Shirt
Friday, March 11 by

John Stamos does not wish to be the highest paid actor on television. He’s got his own money, thank you. Money he earned through hard work, good hygiene, and laughing at Dave Coulier’s jokes.

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Paul F. Tompkins Will Become An ‘Evil Genius’ For Comedy Central
Friday, March 11 by

Paul F. Tompkins as a wisecracking villain? This stuff writes itself.

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Charlie Sheen’s House Raided By Cops, Which Makes Sense
Thursday, March 10 by

The LAPD are at Charlie Sheen’s house right now. No, they’re not there for the tiger blood.

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Nickelodeon To Bring Back Ninja Turtles, Make Us Whole Again
Thursday, March 10 by

Nickelodeon is rebooting the series (with a 2012 air date, per this teaser) with 26 all-new episodes.