USA! USA! USA!
Tornados have devastated the South, killing 300 people in their wake. Far less important: Fox is postponing new episodes of their animated series because of it. I think we’ll all manage just fine.
Ahhhh, he’s glamoring me!!!!
He’s gone. He’s really gone.
The future looks simultaneously awesome and terrible.
It’s like “Law & Order” with more running.
It’s Halloween 2008 all over again.
He’s now able to add another wing to his depressingly large house.
Aaron Sorkin is looking for ladies. News ladies, the sexiest kind.
Honestly, what the hell happened here?
He’d also like to re-introduce known boner-killer, Paula Abdul.
Who will sign an online petition to bring back “The Paul Reiser Show? Who among you?
I smell a sitcom!
In the episode, Carrey interviews for the position Steve Carrell’s Michael Scott leaves. With experience like “pet detective,” “mask-based superhero” and “Christmas grinch,” he’ll get the job for sure.
Alec Baldwin looks better as a toon.
He already has ideas for season five.
San Fran punk rockers are going to be the new barometers of our times. Way scarier than “True Blood.”
If we wish hard enough, this will lead to Joe Pantoliano wearing a Soul Glo wig.
Looks like mother-lovin’ Justin Timberlake will host this year’s final episode of “SNL.”
After airing only one episode, HBO has renewed “Game of Thrones” for a second season.
There were tears.
It’s fun to see all these accomplished actors dressed like the degenerates at the OTB.
It would be kind of funny to see someone get voted out of the Department of Homeland Security.
I don’t want to alarm anyone, but Charlie Sheen may have made statements that are hyperbolic/exaggerated.
Kelly Ripa’s husband can now officially become a stay-at-home dad.
Some lucky animator will be tasked with drawing a circle.
At least that’s better than a “Puddle of Mudd.”
Update your Jessica Lange fan club newsletters accordingly.