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Jay Leno To Receive Humor Award. Everything You Know Is Wrong.
Monday, January 24 by

Members of Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Club have bestowed their annual Man of the Year award to walking lowest common denominator Jay Leno.

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‘Skins’ Too Sexy For Sandwiches, Tacos, Gum, And Cars
Monday, January 24 by

Due to pressure from the Parents’ Television Association, Subway is the most recent advertiser to pull out of the racy MTV show ‘Skins’. Pun very much intended.

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Wonder Woman Lands Her Ridiculous Invisible Plane At NBC
Friday, January 21 by

There’s a lot of lame elements to Wonder Woman, and if anyone knows about lame superhero shows, it’s NBC.

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Take That, NBC! CBS Greenlights Conan Pilot, ‘Vince Uncensored’
Friday, January 21 by

The next facet of Conan O’Briens slow, mafia-like revenge on NBC has gone into effect.

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Lisa Edelstein Dishes On ‘House’ Romance
Friday, January 21 by

Cuddy offers up her thoughts on dating a smart-ass misanthropic doctor with a bum leg.

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Antoine Dodson Extends Already Inexplicable Career
Friday, January 21 by

Antoine Dodson, of ‘Bed Intruder’ fame(?), is the subject of a new reality TV show. Hide your networks, hide your ratings, cuz they makin’ pilots out of everrrrrrrything up in here.

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‘Community’ Invites In Malcolm Jamal Warner And Levar Burton
Thursday, January 20 by

The cast offers up some juicy spoilers on the D&D episode and Shirley’s ex-husband.

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Liam Neeson Loves Money, Part 348
Thursday, January 20 by

Never one to turn down a role, the star of every other movie has returned to the Star Wars universe.

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NBC Executive Of Douchebaggery Fired For Having $200K Bathroom
Wednesday, January 19 by

We want to congratulate ex-NBC Chairman Jeff Gaspin for having gigantic balls, which apparently needed a very fancy washroom to be occasionally exposed in throughout the day.

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Olivia Munn Is Single, Loves Her Fans. You Do The Math.
Wednesday, January 19 by

She’s also anti-social, so if you’re a smooth talker, you’re golden.

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Ricky Gervais Will Visit ‘The Office’
Wednesday, January 19 by

Now he’s fixing to offend Judd Apatow’s friends one by one.

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What Will Happen On ‘American Idol’ Tonight
Wednesday, January 19 by

If I’m going to be forced to watch, I might as well make some predictions. If any of them come true, I’ll look like a genius. If not, no one will give a damn. So here’s my timeline of what you’ll see during tonight’s broadcast.

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Ryan Reynolds Gets A Girlfriend
Wednesday, January 19 by

French It Girl Nora Arnezeder has signed on to play Ryan Reynolds’s girlfriend in ‘Safe House.’ Not only that but a certain Hollywood heavyweight may join as well.

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‘Heroes’ Creator Sells ‘Mute Autistic Super-Boy’ Series To Fox
Tuesday, January 18 by

In the end, it turns out the autistic boy’s life was the collective dream of everyone on the show ‘St. Elsewhere.’

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Judd Apatow Cries About Ricky Gervais To Twitter
Tuesday, January 18 by

The helmer of such hits as ’40 Year Old Virgin’ and ‘Knocked Up’ thought Gervais was too mean and snarky to the ‘poor wittle Howwywood Cewebwities.’

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Regis Is No Longer Presentable To The Camera
Tuesday, January 18 by

Regis Philbin just broke your grandmother’s heart. The 7,000-year old host of “Live! With Regis And Kelly” announced on this morning’s broadcast that he will retire toward the end of the summer.

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Howard Stern Slams Jay Leno, Makes Us Nostalgic For January 2010
Monday, January 17 by

Conan O’Brien has made some kind of angry peace with Jay Leno, but Howard Stern recently Jaywalked all up in the Tonight Show host’s freakish chin.

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Duchovny Spills ‘Californication’ Spoilers
Monday, January 17 by

The fourth season of Californication has started on Showtime, with Hank Moody going to trial for sleeping with a minor in the show’s very first episode. Duchovny spoiled some upcoming episodes for the Television Critics Association when asked for his favorite scene.

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Pastries Watch Out: Jason Biggs Is Coming To TV
Monday, January 17 by

On February 21, lock your pies up in the kitchen because Jason Biggs will be broadcast in your living room. CBS’s new sitcom “Mad Love” stars Biggs as a New York lawyer falling in love.

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Sarah Michelle Gellar Snags Two Roles In CBS Pilot
Monday, January 17 by

Sarah Michelle Gellar will be heading back to your television… twice. Granted, both roles are on the same show.

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Jesse Eisenberg To Become SNL’s Most Awkward Host Ever
Friday, January 14 by

He just keeps staring at Abby Elliot. Staring and staring and staring. And she knows he’s staring.

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Ken Jennings Got His Ass Beat By A Robot
Friday, January 14 by

The scientists have perfectly captured the frustration of Playstation Jeopardy!

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Here’s What You Can Expect From The New ‘At The Movies’
Friday, January 14 by

Roger Ebert’s “At The Movies” redux doesn’t launch until next Friday, but that’s no reason why you shouldn’t get a taste today.

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HBO Okays ‘Flight of the Conchords’ But For Ladies
Friday, January 14 by

The benevolent patriarchs at HBO have taken another bold step in the march towards equality for ladies.

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CBS Totally Partially Concerned About Charlie Sheen’s Well-Being
Friday, January 14 by

The playa haters at CBS and Warner Bros still want to get “Two and a Half Men” star Charlie Sheen cleaned up. Problem is, how do you clean Charlie Sheen up?

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Olivia Munn: “Penises Are Like Snowflakes.”
Friday, January 14 by

Leave it to Olivia Munn to turn the Television Critics Association press tour into a sex forum.

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Steve Carell Ditching ‘The Office’ Before Season Finale
Friday, January 14 by

Viewers of the NBC sitcom “The Office” have been emotionally preparing themselves for the eventual departure of often-lovable goofball Michael Scott from the paper-pushers at Dunder Mifflin.

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Christina Hendricks Posed For Playboy With Nightmare Clown In 1999
Thursday, January 13 by

“Mad Men” fans: Are you turned-on or freaked out?

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‘Community’ Rolling The Dice For Dungeons and Dragons
Thursday, January 13 by

Can’t wait to see how Abed narrates this geekfest.

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Man Arrested For Hate Crime Against A. C. Slater
Thursday, January 13 by

“It’s alright, ’cause I’m Saved By The Bell…” But for one Illinois man, it’s not alright, and he ended his day in the slammer.