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Tom Hanks Guest Stars On ’30 Rock’ As… Someone Nice?
Friday, March 25 by

Hanks will make his glorious return to sitcomdom on an upcoming episode of “30 Rock.” I’m starting to get “Bosom Buddies” flashbacks.

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First Eyeballs On Will Ferrell’s ‘Office’ Appearance
Friday, March 25 by

This short clip is way better than ‘Bewitched’.

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‘Archer’ Likely To Enter The Danger Zone For A Third Season
Friday, March 25 by

Maybe in the 3rd season Archer will stop being such an ass.

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FX Developing Oliver Stone’s Most Oliver Stoneiest Project Yet
Friday, March 25 by

If this doesn’t go to series, it’s a total conspiracy.

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‘Fringe’ Gets 4th Season Despite No One Watching 1st-3rd
Thursday, March 24 by

The Fox lot, which was constructed in an alternate universe where “Fringe” is a hit, ordered more episodes to fill the black hole that is Friday evenings.

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Showtime’s Dark Comedy Generating-Machine Spits Out ‘Chew’
Thursday, March 24 by

Tony Chu is a federal agent who gets clues from eating. Get it? “Chew?”

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You Get At Least 26 More Episodes Of ‘Futurama’
Thursday, March 24 by

Five out of five Dr. Zoidbergs agree.

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Comedy Central May Order David Gordon Green Pilot NOT About Weed
Thursday, March 24 by

The pilot, “Black Jack,” concerns a retired special ops agent, and has nothing whatsoever to do with Jack Black.

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Everyone’s Favorite David Duchovny Wife Tea Leoni Gets HBO Show
Wednesday, March 23 by

The Jurassic Park 3 star is headed to HBO in “Spring/Fall,” as hazy memories of the 90s slowly come back to me.

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Zach Galifianakis To Show HBO How Comedy Is Done
Wednesday, March 23 by

Finally, a decent comedy might be on HBO

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Showtime Stops Californicating With Netflix
Wednesday, March 23 by

You know what I don’t want to pay for? Showtime. But now they expect me to for some reason.

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‘The Venture Bros’ Gets Two More Seasons Of Superheroic Bureaucracy
Wednesday, March 23 by

“Venture Bros” co-creator Jackson Publick posted great news about his Adult Swim show on LiveJournal. Yeah, LiveJournal. Remember LiveJournal?

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Michael C. Hall Talks ‘Dexter’ And Peep Booths
Tuesday, March 22 by

He’s starring in ‘Peep World’ this weekend and returning to ‘Dexter’ soon.

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Hot Dog! AMC Finally Close To Reaching A ‘Mad Men’ Deal
Tuesday, March 22 by

The cast of ‘Mad Men’ to have an extra-long summer vacation.

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Will Arnett To Receive Inevitable Paycheck From ‘The Office’
Tuesday, March 22 by

Is this Steve Carell’s final season on “The Office” or a Blades Of Glory semi-reunion?

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James Franco Uses Twitter To Take Bruce Vilanch Down A Peg
Monday, March 21 by

Franco took to Twitter to blast hard-to-look-at Oscar joke writer Bruce Vilanch. Is he really blaming Vilanch? Did he slip Franco sleeping pills or something?

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Busey Watch: Celebrity Apprentice – ‘That’s From Rock and Roll…and the Brain Surgery’
Monday, March 21 by

I’m happy to report that watching Gary Busey lead is everything you’d hope it to be, assuming you’re hoping it to be awkward and hilariously depressing.

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Jeff Daniels Might Walk And Talk For Sorkin
Monday, March 21 by

The king of walk and talk meets the king of spider-fear. Too soon?

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Back In New International TV Series
Monday, March 21 by

Yes, he is indeed “back.” Get your jokes out now.

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Stephen King Might Be Writing An Episode Of ‘The Walking Dead’
Monday, March 21 by

Stephen King wants to try writing a horror story.

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Heather Locklear Is Probably Worried About HDTV Making Her Look Old
Saturday, March 19 by

Here’s hoping the show is really successful and she has a Sheen-style breakdown.

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Connie Britton Scared To Say “No” To Ryan Murphy, Lest He Yell At Her
Friday, March 18 by

Connie Britton has spectacular breasts. Also, she’s joining Ryan Murphy’s “American Horror Story.”

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Let the ‘Glee’ Backlash Begin
Friday, March 18 by

I find myself rooting for a band I haven’t listened to in ten years as they crusade against a television show I’ve never even seen.

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‘Wonder Woman’ Team Makes Adrianne Palicki Less Hot. Thanks, Guys.
Friday, March 18 by

The outfit is better than this, but still not as good as Adrianne Palicki naked.

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Charlie Sheen’s Kooky Catchphrase Tour Adds New US Cities And Canada
Thursday, March 17 by

The Insanity Express is starting to shape up. Sheen and his extremely frustrated lawyers have added 12 new stops to his one-man show across the US and Canada.

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NBC Renews Three Thursday Night Comedies (Done Right)
Thursday, March 17 by

Hint: none of them are ‘Outsourced’.

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Ricky Gervais Hires ‘The Tourist’ Star Johnny Depp
Thursday, March 17 by

Johnny Depp must be a glutton for punishment. The Tourist star is trying to free up his schedule so that he can guest star on depraved meanie-butt Ricky Gervais’ new show “Life’s Too Short.”

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Hoffman And HBO To Bring Us ‘Upstate’
Wednesday, March 16 by

Philip Seymour Hoffman and HBO are joining forces for a drama about a man, his family and his small town. Emotional hijinx ensue.

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9 People Who Could Replace Gilbert Gottfried As The Aflac Duck
Tuesday, March 15 by

As you probably know, Gilbert Gottfried was recently shit canned (or, if you want the family friendly version, “poop jarred”) as the voice of the Aflac Duck. The insurance company…

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Netflix To “Air” Episodes Of Spacey/Fincher’s ‘House Of Cards’
Tuesday, March 15 by

Look out, “Mad Men,” “House Of Cards” might drink your milkshake.