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Leaked ‘Two And A Half Men’ Finale Wraps Everything Up In A Neat, Little Package
Friday, February 25 by

CBS foresaw the problem potential of hanging the livelihoods of hundreds on a raving madman and decided to get a series finale in the can in case of Sheenmergency.

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5 Greatest Moments In The History Of ‘Two And A Half Men’
Friday, February 25 by

Since it looks like we won’t be seeing new episodes of “Two and a Half Men” any time soon, if ever (fingers crossed) we decided that now would be a great time to take a look back fondly at the five greatest “Two and a Half Men” moments. Yes, it was difficult, but we actually found five.

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Johnny Depp Wants To Bring His Favorite Books To The Screen
Friday, February 25 by

Looks like Johnny Depp would like to move away from playing roles that require silly hats.

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Spend All Your Money To Reunite The Cast Of ‘Fresh Prince’
Thursday, February 24 by

Win a charity auction and attend a private dinner reunion of “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” cast. I can sense you doing the Carlton as you read this.

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‘Two And A Half Men’ Season Over Cause Charlie Sheen Called Chuck Lorre A Pussy!
Thursday, February 24 by

Calling a dude a “pussy” is funny, but when doing so possibly ends the run of a terrible, yet somehow endlessly successful TV sitcom – that’s hilarious.

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Why Aren’t You Animals Watching ‘Lights Out’?
Thursday, February 24 by

How can a critically acclaimed show expect to grow an audience when 4 million viewers are busy watching some teenage skanks “raise” their bastard children on MTV’s “Teen Mom 2”? Jesus Christ, if I wanted to watch some fat high-school sophomore push her stupid kid around, I’d go hang out at the mall.

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Try To Have Trey Parker And Matt Stone Killed, Go To Jail For 25 Years
Thursday, February 24 by

This might be the stiffest price a person has ever paid for not getting a joke.

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American Idol Introduces Online Voting, Chocolate Rain Guy Curses Under His Breath
Thursday, February 24 by

Get your mouse finger ready.

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A Few Details About Ryan Murphy’s Super-Secret ‘American Horror Story’
Thursday, February 24 by

“Glee’s” Ryan Murphy and his “Nip/Tuck” partner Brad Falchuk have been pretty tight-lipped about their new FX pilot “American Horror Story.” There’s been no word on plot or genre. All we’ve had to go on is the cheery and optimistic sounding title. Until now.

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R.I.P. Justin Tennison From ‘Deadliest Catch’
Wednesday, February 23 by

Discovery Channel star Justin Tennison was found dead in an Alaska hotel room.

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Fans Attempt To Buy The Rights To ‘Firefly’, Establish Whedonism As Religion
Wednesday, February 23 by

“Firefly” fans are hardcore and extremely unwilling to find a new thing to obsess over.

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Fox Orders Rob Corddry Pilot By ‘Party Down’ Creator, Destined For Hilariousness, Low Ratings
Friday, February 18 by

I think potential hardcore fans are already planning the “save this show” campaign, for when it inevitably gets cancelled too soon.

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Mushmouth Is Going To Pull Through
Friday, February 18 by

At the beginning of the week, we all wondered what caused reporter Serene Branson to sound like a “Twin Peaks” dream sequence during her Grammys recap. Now, Branson describes what happened in her own words. This time in English, please!

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Avert Your Eyes, Howie Mandel And Fox Are Going To Flash Us
Friday, February 18 by

Howie Mandel, that merry prankster, is at it again with a hidden camera special on Fox. That’s what I would say if I was amused by Howie Mandel.

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Kiefer Sutherland Teams With ‘Heroes’ Creator For A Show That Already Doesn’t Make Any Sense
Friday, February 18 by

If you see anyone singing in the streets today, they are probably fans of watching Kiefer Sutherland run around and try to prevent bad things from happening. He’s signed on for a new Fox drama where he’ll do exactly that.

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7 Possible Plotlines For Ryan Murphy’s New FX Pilot
Thursday, February 17 by

FX has refused to even release the show’s plot. As such, they have left us no choice but to come up with our own predictions about the show’s content. Here are nine possible plotlines.

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Shawn Ryan Offers Up ‘Chicago Code’ Spoilers
Thursday, February 17 by

He gave us a few juicy details about the rest of the first season, but one thing that really sounds cool is an idea he hasn’t written yet.

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FX Wants Back In The Ryan Murphy Business
Thursday, February 17 by

Just like in any relationship, FX wants to get back with Ryan Murphy now that he’s with a better looking (higher profile) significant other (network).

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Lucy Lawless Is Losing Her Sex Slave
Thursday, February 17 by

Bad news for Starz’s 13 subscribers. “Spartacus” actress Lesley-Ann Brandt and her boobs are headed to CSI:NY.

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Beavis And Butthead To Show Tosh How It’s Done
Thursday, February 17 by

Beavis and Butthead won’t just be dissecting Lady Gaga when they return to television later this year. Watch your back, piano-playing cats.

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R.I.P. Uncle Leo
Thursday, February 17 by

Jerry Seinfeld has lost his favorite, loudest uncle. Len Lesser, the actor best known for yelling his way into our hearts as Uncle Leo on “Seinfeld,” has passed away.

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Adrianne Palicki To Play ‘Wonder Woman’, Now I Care About ‘Wonder Woman’
Wednesday, February 16 by

From football siren to inviso-jet flyin’, Palicki (‘Friday Night Lights’) has been tapped (yeah, she has – *high fives*) to star in NBC’s “Wonder Woman” pilot.

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Mitch Hurwitz Shares His Surefire Tips For Getting Your Sitcom Canceled
Wednesday, February 16 by

Mitch Hurwitz, creator of ‘Arrested Development’ and ‘Running Wilde’, has compiled a handy list of tips for getting your sitcom canceled. ‘References to Jessica Walter’s vagina’ is glaringly absent.

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9 Stand-Up Comedians Who Deserve Their Own Reality Shows
Tuesday, February 15 by

I don’t dislike Rosanne or Sinbad, but I’m not going to spend 30 minutes of my life on them when I have access to Netflix and free Internet porn. If basic cable really wants to gain some viewers, why don’t they give a reality show to more interesting stand-ups?

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There’s A New Hot Girl In ‘The Office’
Tuesday, February 15 by

Productivity is sure to go down in Scranton. “Rescue Me” babe Cody Horn will be joining the cast in the new season. Steve Carell picked the worst time to leave.

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Aaron Sorkin To Play Aaron Sorkin On ’30 Rock’
Tuesday, February 15 by

Aaron Sorkin is walking and talking his way to 30 Rockefeller Center.

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IFC’s ‘Portlandia’ Renewed For 2nd Season, Anti-Hipster Comedy Parade Continues
Monday, February 14 by

All you have to know is that it’s indie and I liked it before anyone else did.

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Roseanne Working On A Farm And No It’s Not A Pig Farm
Monday, February 14 by

Roseanne has a reality show that you might not see anything else about if you flee the country now.

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Check Out Scary (UPDATE: Now Funny) Video Of TV Reporter Possibly Having Stroke On Air
Monday, February 14 by

Serene Branson is getting a lot of attention today on the internet for this video, which is from local LA coverage of last night’s Grammy Awards.

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Wally Pfister Proud Owner Of ASC Award, Awesome Name
Monday, February 14 by

Wally Pfister took home the top honor at the American Society of Cinematographers awards last night for his work on ‘Inception’. OR DID HE!?