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Elizabeth Hurley To Wrestle Around With Wonder Woman
Thursday, March 3 by

Elizabeth Hurley thinks Wonder Woman needs to be held down by force.

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Links Away: An Ode To Charlie Sheen
Wednesday, March 2 by

Who better to pen the definitive Charlie Sheen rap ballad than a white guy in a hipster scarf?

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Christina Ricci Stars In 1960s Drama That’s Totally Not Just Like ‘Mad Men’
Tuesday, March 1 by

It’s a soapy drama that takes place in the swingin’ 60′s, about the lives of sexy stewardesses back when it was okay to call them that. And slap their butts in public.

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‘Entourage’ Creator Has Idea For New Show, Hasn’t Seen ‘Men Of A Certain Age’
Tuesday, March 1 by

This show is nothing like ‘Men of a Certain Age’, OK?

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Josh Holloway Will Point Gun At Cast Of ‘Community’ Next
Tuesday, March 1 by

Last year’s school shooting went so well, they’re planning another.

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Chuck Lorre Is Out This Bitch
Tuesday, March 1 by

Chuck Lorre just quit the “pukefest that everyone worships” via a rambling, humorless vanity card. His style is consistent if nothing else.

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The Craziest Charlie Sheen Quotes So Far
Monday, February 28 by

From the morning talk shows, to TMZ, to E! Online, “Good-Time Charlie” has been regaling the common man with tales of his wondrous lifestyle, while at the same time, delivering violent warnings to his enemies.

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Uncle Jesse Being Courted To Replace Uncle Charlie On ‘Men’
Monday, February 28 by

John Stamos is being courted by Les Moonves to step in as Charlie Sheen’s replacement on “Two and a Half Men.”

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Showtime Renews Shows About Shows And Alcoholism
Monday, February 28 by

‘Shameless’ and ‘Episodes’ will both be returning for second seasons.

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Charlie Sheen Wants CBS To Lick His Feet
Monday, February 28 by

Naturally.

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FX To Get ‘Powers’
Saturday, February 26 by

FX finally realizes that superheroes are awesome.

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Don Johnson Finally Becomes ‘A. Mann’ For NBC
Friday, February 25 by

Don Johnson is sailing back into network TV waters. Now he’s trading his trademark white suit for whatever it is not-gay Beverly Hills hairdressers wear.

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Sheen Continues Making Threats From His Island
Friday, February 25 by

Charles Sheen’s descent into madness from his tropical island paradise continues.

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Joel McHale Talks Spirit Award Nominees And ‘Community’ Daddy Issues
Friday, February 25 by

Even a host has his favorites.

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Leaked ‘Two And A Half Men’ Finale Wraps Everything Up In A Neat, Little Package
Friday, February 25 by

CBS foresaw the problem potential of hanging the livelihoods of hundreds on a raving madman and decided to get a series finale in the can in case of Sheenmergency.

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5 Greatest Moments In The History Of ‘Two And A Half Men’
Friday, February 25 by

Since it looks like we won’t be seeing new episodes of “Two and a Half Men” any time soon, if ever (fingers crossed) we decided that now would be a great time to take a look back fondly at the five greatest “Two and a Half Men” moments. Yes, it was difficult, but we actually found five.

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Johnny Depp Wants To Bring His Favorite Books To The Screen
Friday, February 25 by

Looks like Johnny Depp would like to move away from playing roles that require silly hats.

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Spend All Your Money To Reunite The Cast Of ‘Fresh Prince’
Thursday, February 24 by

Win a charity auction and attend a private dinner reunion of “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” cast. I can sense you doing the Carlton as you read this.

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‘Two And A Half Men’ Season Over Cause Charlie Sheen Called Chuck Lorre A Pussy!
Thursday, February 24 by

Calling a dude a “pussy” is funny, but when doing so possibly ends the run of a terrible, yet somehow endlessly successful TV sitcom – that’s hilarious.

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Why Aren’t You Animals Watching ‘Lights Out’?
Thursday, February 24 by

How can a critically acclaimed show expect to grow an audience when 4 million viewers are busy watching some teenage skanks “raise” their bastard children on MTV’s “Teen Mom 2”? Jesus Christ, if I wanted to watch some fat high-school sophomore push her stupid kid around, I’d go hang out at the mall.

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Try To Have Trey Parker And Matt Stone Killed, Go To Jail For 25 Years
Thursday, February 24 by

This might be the stiffest price a person has ever paid for not getting a joke.

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American Idol Introduces Online Voting, Chocolate Rain Guy Curses Under His Breath
Thursday, February 24 by

Get your mouse finger ready.

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A Few Details About Ryan Murphy’s Super-Secret ‘American Horror Story’
Thursday, February 24 by

“Glee’s” Ryan Murphy and his “Nip/Tuck” partner Brad Falchuk have been pretty tight-lipped about their new FX pilot “American Horror Story.” There’s been no word on plot or genre. All we’ve had to go on is the cheery and optimistic sounding title. Until now.

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R.I.P. Justin Tennison From ‘Deadliest Catch’
Wednesday, February 23 by

Discovery Channel star Justin Tennison was found dead in an Alaska hotel room.

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Fans Attempt To Buy The Rights To ‘Firefly’, Establish Whedonism As Religion
Wednesday, February 23 by

“Firefly” fans are hardcore and extremely unwilling to find a new thing to obsess over.

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Fox Orders Rob Corddry Pilot By ‘Party Down’ Creator, Destined For Hilariousness, Low Ratings
Friday, February 18 by

I think potential hardcore fans are already planning the “save this show” campaign, for when it inevitably gets cancelled too soon.

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Mushmouth Is Going To Pull Through
Friday, February 18 by

At the beginning of the week, we all wondered what caused reporter Serene Branson to sound like a “Twin Peaks” dream sequence during her Grammys recap. Now, Branson describes what happened in her own words. This time in English, please!

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Avert Your Eyes, Howie Mandel And Fox Are Going To Flash Us
Friday, February 18 by

Howie Mandel, that merry prankster, is at it again with a hidden camera special on Fox. That’s what I would say if I was amused by Howie Mandel.

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Kiefer Sutherland Teams With ‘Heroes’ Creator For A Show That Already Doesn’t Make Any Sense
Friday, February 18 by

If you see anyone singing in the streets today, they are probably fans of watching Kiefer Sutherland run around and try to prevent bad things from happening. He’s signed on for a new Fox drama where he’ll do exactly that.

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7 Possible Plotlines For Ryan Murphy’s New FX Pilot
Thursday, February 17 by

FX has refused to even release the show’s plot. As such, they have left us no choice but to come up with our own predictions about the show’s content. Here are nine possible plotlines.