My prayers have been answered.
What attracts you to odd hats?
It’s crazy enough to work.
And I would like to witness that celebration.
Reporting a story about ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ is just like giving people an invitation to be angry about something.
The first-ever Carson Daly interview that won’t lull you to sleep.
The set just isn’t as safe as that of ‘Tommy the Cool Mule’
Thanks for the mammaries!
She is SO not getting a sitcom now.
It could be like ‘Best In Show’, but with rock stars! That’s never been done, has it?
In other news, the sun came up in the east.
Kenny Powers back on top-ish.
Also, they drink donkey semen.
The slow show about fast animals will be around for a while.
Apparently ‘The X Factor’ is a show and she was on it.
With this long-awaited project, we’ll be sure to let you know when things go wrong as well as when they go right.
If you want to see people chug donkey semen, you’ll have to go where our fathers went – Mexican border towns.
Don’t worry, there’s no football this week.
Do it, damn it! It’s free.
Not starring Chelsea Handler surprisingly.
The marketing people at Cinco are going to have a heart attack.
Her money would be much better spent on getting a clue.
The plaintiff here is so misguided that it compels me to side with Leno. This is shaping up to be a weird day.
In all fairness, Purina has been stepping up their game lately.
He’s like a wizard from the future.
Asking for a friend.
Works with speeding tickets too!
It was under the category “Things Your Mom Enjoys.”
He should ban the real villain here, himself. Read on to figure out what the hell I’m talking about.
It turns out that loading every meal with cream and salt might have negative health effects.