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Sorry, friend. You'll have to wait another day for your big break.
‘Fear Factor’ Donkey Semen Episode Won’t See The Light Of Day
Monday, January 30 by

If you want to see people chug donkey semen, you’ll have to go where our fathers went – Mexican border towns.

I bent my Wookiee!
Jordan Hembrough’s ‘Toy Hunters’ Is On Again This Sunday. Watch It.
Friday, January 27 by

Don’t worry, there’s no football this week.

'Cash Cab'
Caption This Pic And Win The ‘Cash Cab’ Giveaway
Friday, January 27 by

Do it, damn it! It’s free.

NBC: Nothing But Cum.
NBC To Air Donkey Sperm Drinking
Friday, January 27 by

Not starring Chelsea Handler surprisingly.

Tim and Eric face a hostile crowd.
Great Job! Audience Walks Out Of ‘Tim and Eric’ Sundance Screening
Thursday, January 26 by

The marketing people at Cinco are going to have a heart attack.

"Welcome to Raisins, handsome."
‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Mom Suing Media For Sexualizing Her Daughter
Wednesday, January 25 by

Her money would be much better spent on getting a clue.

Jay, you have made an enemy of Randeep Dhillon of Bakersfield, CA. Prepare to face his wrath.
Jay Leno’s Jokes Are So Unfunny People Are Suing Him
Wednesday, January 25 by

The plaintiff here is so misguided that it compels me to side with Leno. This is shaping up to be a weird day.

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Your Mom Is On ‘My Strange Addiction’ Eating Cat Food
Wednesday, January 25 by

In all fairness, Purina has been stepping up their game lately.

He sees all.
Rob Lowe’s Other Predictions For 2012
Thursday, January 19 by

He’s like a wizard from the future.

Yeah right. You just can't trust politicians.
C-SPAN Investigates: Does Mitt Romney Have A Big Penis?
Wednesday, January 18 by

Asking for a friend.

"Where the white women at?"
‘Letterman’ Booker Fired After Girls Cry About Him
Tuesday, January 17 by

Works with speeding tickets too!

"That's the sound your mother makes, Trebek."
“What Is Donkey Punch, Alex?”
Tuesday, January 17 by

It was under the category “Things Your Mom Enjoys.”

All Kardashian bashing aside, they do have a really f*cking tasteful foyer.
Anderson Cooper Bans Kardashians From His New Talk Show
Friday, January 13 by

He should ban the real villain here, himself. Read on to figure out what the hell I’m talking about.

"Who Wants To Breath Heavily While Watching TV?"
Paula Deen Has Type II Diabetes. Can You Pass The Butter?
Friday, January 13 by

It turns out that loading every meal with cream and salt might have negative health effects.

You hear that? That's the sound of 50,000 hipsters getting an erection because they just found the theme for their next barbecue.
CW Has A Clever Name For Its Dumb Musical Chairs Game Show
Friday, January 13 by

“Get ON your ass!” CW now owes me $10,000 because I just wrote this show’s tagline.

I bent my Wookiee!
In Honor Of ‘Toy Hunters': Jordan Hembrough’s 7 Rarest Toy Finds
Friday, January 13 by

Watch Toy Hunters this Sunday at 11:00 EST/PST on the Travel Channel

If he wins, this goes on our money.
Stephen Colbert Could Be Our Future Leader
Friday, January 13 by

If Chris Rock can be president, so can he.

Gay fish, yo.
Every Musical “Guest” Who Ever Appeared On ‘South Park’ (Gallery)
Thursday, January 12 by

Gay fish, yo.

What he must say about her behind her back.
‘2 Broke Girls’ Creator Michael Patrick King Is Gay, So He Can Mock Whoever He Wants
Wednesday, January 11 by

It seems he’s proud of his work.

His previous cartoon experience.
Bryan Cranston To Take ‘Archer’ On A Space Mission
Wednesday, January 11 by

Do they make meth in space?

The Mafia was heavily inspired by Queen photo shoots.
AMC Gets Into Bed With ‘GoodFellas’ TV Series
Tuesday, January 10 by

The budget negotiations are going to be brutal.

The fact that Kiefer Sutherland can only read digital watches is the worst-kept secret in Hollywood.
Dammit, Chloe: Kiefer Sutherland’s Finally Got That ’24’ Movie
Monday, January 9 by

There should only be time for 35-50 double agents in this abridged version.

You're a dead man, Kenan Thompson.
Fox To Fight SNL With Cartoons
Monday, January 9 by

But will they measure up to TV Funhouse?

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Kenny Powers > Poor, Underprivileged Children
Monday, January 9 by

Dr. Cock N Balls is back in the game.

Sweeeet!
There’s A ‘South Park’ RPG
Sunday, January 8 by

Yes, “Jew” is one of the classes in the game.

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31 Unbelievable Maury Povich Screencaps
Thursday, January 5 by

You are NOT the father of the girl who’s afraid of transsexual mustard.

"Oh, indeed."
Oh, Indeed: Real-Life Omar Little Jr. Arrested In Baltimore
Monday, January 2 by

Unfortunately, the arresting officer was not named “Bunk.”

I won!
Letterman’s Extortionist Has A New Job (And It Sucks)
Thursday, December 29 by

Is working with Paula Zahn community service?

I'll pass on the New Year's kiss.
Ring In The New Year With ‘The Walking Dead’ Marathon
Thursday, December 29 by

Or go get drunk and kiss people. Choice is yours.

Look at her pretending to love that asshole. That's acting, my friend.
The First Aunt Viv From ‘Fresh Prince’ Still Hates Will Smith
Tuesday, December 27 by

And the guy that played Jeffrey the Butler was constantly drunk and handsy. (My theory)

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