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Charlie Sheen’s House Raided By Cops, Which Makes Sense
Thursday, March 10 by

The LAPD are at Charlie Sheen’s house right now. No, they’re not there for the tiger blood.

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Nickelodeon To Bring Back Ninja Turtles, Make Us Whole Again
Thursday, March 10 by

Nickelodeon is rebooting the series (with a 2012 air date, per this teaser) with 26 all-new episodes.

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Rob Lowe’s Not Ditching ‘Parks’ For ‘Men’ Any Time Soon
Thursday, March 10 by

Rob Lowe ain’t goin’ nowhere!

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Nickelodeon To Reveal How Bad Those Shows You Liked As A Kid Really Were
Thursday, March 10 by

Hop into the A-Little-While-Back Machine with Nickelodeon.

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Keira Knightley Joins Syfy Mini-Series. Wait, What?
Thursday, March 10 by

Will she be required to roll around in cake with Deborah Gibson or go toe-to-toe with a Piranhceratops.

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Terry O’Quinn Escapes The Damn Island And Lands In ABC Pilot
Wednesday, March 9 by

ABC cast O’Quinn (‘Lost’) in the new pilot “Hallelujah.” It’s a musical drama from “Desperate Housewives” showrunner Marc Cherry, so if O’Quinn wasn’t in it, I would find a way to anti-TiVO the show.

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Bitches Up In The Parents Television Council Object To ABC’s Use Of ‘Bitches’
Wednesday, March 9 by

This one was so predictable that it probably doesn’t even qualify as news.

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Julianne Moore To Wrestle With Alaskan Accent In Palin HBO Film
Wednesday, March 9 by

Tina Fey wasn’t available (probably).

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Kristin Kreuk Working With ‘Battlestar Gallactica’ Dude
Wednesday, March 9 by

Kristin Kreuk is going magic all up in this bitch.

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Sheen The Warlock Slays Evil Execs In New Weirdcast
Tuesday, March 8 by

In the new episode of his “Sheen’s Korner” web series, Sheen gave his audience what they wanted: craziness, somewhat higher production values, and more craziness.

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Shocking News: J.J. Abrams’ New Series Gets Greenlight
Tuesday, March 8 by

If you’re a potential series like “Alcatraz,” how do you escape from pilot prison into the TV schedule? Answer: a “Created by J.J. Abrams” tattoo.

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Charlie Sheen Replacement List: Who Is Sheen’s Next Twitter Target?
Tuesday, March 8 by

A few other actors who have a chance at “winning” a lead on “Two and a Half Men.” The list includes John Stamos, Martin Sheen and… Heather Locklear?

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Roseanne Speaks Up On Sheen While Poor Jon Cryer Gets Blasted By The Man Himself
Tuesday, March 8 by

Make no mistake, Jon Cryer is 100% bastard. At least that’s what Sheen says, and he appears pretty credible these days.

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Great, Now The Charlie Sheen Auto-Tune Is Stuck In My Head
Tuesday, March 8 by

Just when I thought I was out…

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HBO And Chabon To Fight Nazis With Magic
Tuesday, March 8 by

Author Michael Chabon is teaming up with HBO and his wife, Ayelet Waldman, for a project about a group of con men and magicians who team up to fight Hitler during World War II. Yup.

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100 Thousand People Wanted To Watch Charlie Sheen On The Internet
Sunday, March 6 by

Charlie Sheen is wasting our attention.

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Cary Elwes Doesn’t Even Care, Joins ‘Wonder Woman’
Saturday, March 5 by

A little dash of Cary Elwes couldn’t make ‘Wonder Woman’ worse, could it?

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Ken Marino Dips His Balls In ‘Home Game’ With Rob Riggle
Friday, March 4 by

“Party Down” actor Ken Marino is coming to CBS. Hopefully, it won’t be like when “The State” left MTV for CBS. *Shudders*

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Jim Caviezel Decides, “Screw it. I’ll Do Television.”
Friday, March 4 by

Jesus has signed on to play the lead in “Person Of Interest,” the CBS pilot from J.J. Abrams and Jonah Nolan.

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Spike TV’s Animated Charlie Sheen Special Ends The Internet
Friday, March 4 by

Spike TV has partnered with Taiwanese company NMA to bring us a 30 minute special featuring CGI Charlie Sheen scenes (or “scheens” to use the abbreviation).

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HBO Previewing ‘Game of Thrones’, Plus A Trailer
Friday, March 4 by

This is the coolest thing to happen since the mighty Gronyok was slain by Tyrus the Great.

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Kevin Spacey Working On His English Accent
Thursday, March 3 by

Spacey. Fincher. Thatcher.

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Elizabeth Hurley To Wrestle Around With Wonder Woman
Thursday, March 3 by

Elizabeth Hurley thinks Wonder Woman needs to be held down by force.

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Links Away: An Ode To Charlie Sheen
Wednesday, March 2 by

Who better to pen the definitive Charlie Sheen rap ballad than a white guy in a hipster scarf?

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Christina Ricci Stars In 1960s Drama That’s Totally Not Just Like ‘Mad Men’
Tuesday, March 1 by

It’s a soapy drama that takes place in the swingin’ 60′s, about the lives of sexy stewardesses back when it was okay to call them that. And slap their butts in public.

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‘Entourage’ Creator Has Idea For New Show, Hasn’t Seen ‘Men Of A Certain Age’
Tuesday, March 1 by

This show is nothing like ‘Men of a Certain Age’, OK?

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Josh Holloway Will Point Gun At Cast Of ‘Community’ Next
Tuesday, March 1 by

Last year’s school shooting went so well, they’re planning another.

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Chuck Lorre Is Out This Bitch
Tuesday, March 1 by

Chuck Lorre just quit the “pukefest that everyone worships” via a rambling, humorless vanity card. His style is consistent if nothing else.

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The Craziest Charlie Sheen Quotes So Far
Monday, February 28 by

From the morning talk shows, to TMZ, to E! Online, “Good-Time Charlie” has been regaling the common man with tales of his wondrous lifestyle, while at the same time, delivering violent warnings to his enemies.

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Uncle Jesse Being Courted To Replace Uncle Charlie On ‘Men’
Monday, February 28 by

John Stamos is being courted by Les Moonves to step in as Charlie Sheen’s replacement on “Two and a Half Men.”