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Ben Savage And Danielle Fishel Able To Clear Their Calendars For ‘Boy Meets World’ Sequel
Tuesday, November 27 by

In all fairness, you’ve hardly met the world if you’ve only banged one person.

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In ‘The Game Of Thrones’ You Master Your Domain Or You Die
Monday, November 26 by

Hello, Baelish.

What are you so happy about? You're going to star in a crappy sitcom.
Today In ‘Oh, NBC!': Keenan Thompson Gets His Very Own Sitcom
Tuesday, November 20 by

Cosby impression or GTFO, Keenan.

"Peace, bitches!"
Elmo Resigns: Kevin Clash Is Out This Bitch
Tuesday, November 20 by

As a second accuser comes forward.

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Mr. Belding Has Joined A Rapper’s Entourage
Monday, November 19 by

Straight outta Bayside.

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Season Three Teaser: Fire Vs. Ice
Monday, November 19 by

Who ya got?

Poor Mike Meyers.
Kanye West To Participate In Hurricane Sandy Relief Project, Nation Will Learn Who Doesn’t Care About Black People In 2012
Thursday, November 15 by

Barack Obama doesn’t care about wet people.

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Rejoice! Elmo’s Accuser Withdraws Sex Abuse Claims
Tuesday, November 13 by

No need to Occupy Sesame Street after all, you guys.

P-I-M-P.
Elmo Allegedly Banged A Kid
Monday, November 12 by

Innocent or guilty, we always knew that Elmo was a monster. This should surprise nobody.

Snark aside, it's pictures like this that make 'Parks and Rec' so easy to love.
Joe Biden Fans Rejoice!: The VP Will Appear On ‘Parks And Recreation’
Thursday, November 8 by

He’ll engage Andy in a battle of wits.

I hope the show is titled, 'Calling Saul' and features David Boreanz in a supporting role.
Bob Odenkirk Doesn’t Extinguish ‘Breaking Bad’ Spinoff Rumors, Gets Our Hopes Way Up
Tuesday, November 6 by

HUELL OR GTFO.

Oops.
‘Mythbusters’ Will Put ‘Breaking Bad’ Events To The Test
Friday, November 2 by

Breaking Busted.

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Adjust Nerd Boners To Ouch: Tricia Helfer & Katee Sackhoff Made A Calendar
Thursday, November 1 by

Much sexier than the Edward James Olmos calendar.

Should I ask if I can crash in his plot for a few days until my rent check clears, or would that be tacky?
We Still Haven’t Gotten Around To Burying ‘The Jeffersons’ Star Sherman Hemsley
Tuesday, October 30 by

This delay ostensibly prevents him from “movin’ on up.”

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Nick Offerman Is ‘Axe Cop’
Tuesday, October 30 by

Just give Axe Cop all the bacon and eggs you have.

He looks...overwhelmed.
NBC Is Not Going Forward With The Dwight Schrute Spinoff
Tuesday, October 30 by

Maybe they’ll just take Dwight’s Nazi uncle and put him on ‘Last Man Standing’ or something.

Nobody beats Braff in a staring contest. Nobody.
Zach Braff Just Keeps Doing Stuff. This Time It’s A TV Show Called ‘Garage Bar’
Monday, October 29 by

I can’t wait to puke in their bathrooms.

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Adult Swim Picks Up Dan Harmon Series
Monday, October 29 by

Maybe Chevy Chase could ask him for a job.

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Even Brian Baumgartner Is Getting His Own Post-‘Office’ Show
Friday, October 26 by

It’s not about life at the Post Office.

I'll give someone a nickel if they can sort of convince me they met Yeti in a bar one time.
Spike TV Offering $10MM To Anyone Who Can Prove The Existence Of Bigfoot
Thursday, October 25 by

I’m pretty sure bigfoot is Spike TV’s target audience.

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Stephen Colbert Has An Offer For Donald Trump
Thursday, October 25 by

I would also like to pitch in.

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Nick Offerman Offers Moustache Growing Tips
Wednesday, October 24 by

Eat your onions.

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CBS Bringing Us A Sitcom About Aging Grunge-Rocker Parents
Tuesday, October 23 by

This will really speak to a generation…in the broadest way possible!

Sadly, Damien Lewis didn't get the parts the parts he auditioned for, as he was seen as far to old to be a Newsie or a Swing Kid.
The Sky Is Blue And ‘Homeland’ Got Renewed
Monday, October 22 by

I guess this means that our country is going to teeming with terrorist activity next year. Thanks a lot, Showtime.

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Rob Riggle’s Freakouts Now A Thumping Dance Track
Monday, October 22 by

It was only a matter of time before the professional screamer wound up in da clubs.

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Lena Dunham Apologizes To Canada Over Murder-Rape Joke
Monday, October 22 by

Canada has yet to apologize for Justin Bieber.

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The Presidential Town Hall Debate Gets Autotuned
Thursday, October 18 by

Who knew that Health Care reform could be so catchy?

This screengrab will do nicely.
Here’s An ‘Arrested Development’ Documentary Trailer That You Should Watch
Thursday, October 18 by

Thus fulfilling our weekly quota of ‘AD’ articles a day earlier. Nice!

Honestly, this peacock just keeps shitting everywhere. Much more trouble than it's worth.
Today In “Oh, NBC!”: ‘Animal Practice’ Gets Cancelled Because It’s Shitty And No One Watches It
Thursday, October 18 by

The animals used on the show will be crushed into cubes and used as insulating material in low-income housing.

Goddamn, Jay-Z is a cool guy.
Beyoncé To Headline Super Bowl Halftime Show, Teach Me How To Type Accent Marks
Tuesday, October 16 by

In other Destiny’s Child news, Kelly Rowland has confirmed she’ll be attending a buffet tonight for dinner.

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