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USA Getting On Board The Kelsey Grammer Train
Saturday, April 30 by

USA! USA! USA!

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Least-Important Tornado Victim: Seth MacFarlane Crossover Episodes
Friday, April 29 by

Tornados have devastated the South, killing 300 people in their wake. Far less important: Fox is postponing new episodes of their animated series because of it. I think we’ll all manage just fine.

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Dylan McDermott To Glare Seductively In ‘American Horror Story’
Friday, April 29 by

Ahhhh, he’s glamoring me!!!!

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Steve Carell Says Farewell To The Fans
Friday, April 29 by

He’s gone. He’s really gone.

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‘Terra Nova’ Dystopia Trailer Shows Off Really Cool iPads
Thursday, April 28 by

The future looks simultaneously awesome and terrible.

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NBC In Talks To Adapt Very Relevant Film ‘The Firm’
Thursday, April 28 by

It’s like “Law & Order” with more running.

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Julianne Moore Looks Folksy In First ‘Game Change’ Pic
Wednesday, April 27 by

It’s Halloween 2008 all over again.

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Tyler Perry’s Unholy Alliance With TBS Continues
Tuesday, April 26 by

He’s now able to add another wing to his depressingly large house.

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Olivia Munn And Marisa Tomei To Get Their Sorkin On For HBO?
Monday, April 25 by

Aaron Sorkin is looking for ladies. News ladies, the sexiest kind.

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What The Hell Happened To Paul Reiser?
Monday, April 25 by

Honestly, what the hell happened here?

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Simon Cowell’s ‘X Factor’ To Introduce Cheryl Cole To American Boners
Monday, April 25 by

He’d also like to re-introduce known boner-killer, Paula Abdul.

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Beloved Sitcom ‘The Paul Reiser Show’ Cancelled After 2 Episodes
Friday, April 22 by

Who will sign an online petition to bring back “The Paul Reiser Show? Who among you?

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Michael Mann & David Milch Reach An Agreement Over ‘Luck’
Friday, April 22 by

I smell a sitcom!

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Subtle Humorist Jim Carrey Guest Stars On ‘The Office’
Thursday, April 21 by

In the episode, Carrey interviews for the position Steve Carrell’s Michael Scott leaves. With experience like “pet detective,” “mask-based superhero” and “Christmas grinch,” he’ll get the job for sure.

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Watch ’30 Rock’ In Animated Form
Thursday, April 21 by

Alec Baldwin looks better as a toon.

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David Benioff Talks ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season 2 And Beyond
Thursday, April 21 by

He already has ideas for season five.

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‘A Visit From The Goon Squad’ Is Going To Visit HBO
Wednesday, April 20 by

San Fran punk rockers are going to be the new barometers of our times. Way scarier than “True Blood.”

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Joey Pants And Soul Glo Join ‘How To Make It In America’
Wednesday, April 20 by

If we wish hard enough, this will lead to Joe Pantoliano wearing a Soul Glo wig.

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Timberlake To Put “Dick” Into ‘SNL’ Season Finale “Box”
Tuesday, April 19 by

Looks like mother-lovin’ Justin Timberlake will host this year’s final episode of “SNL.”

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You’re Getting More ‘Game Of Thrones’ Whether You Like It Or Not
Tuesday, April 19 by

After airing only one episode, HBO has renewed “Game of Thrones” for a second season.

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How Krasinski Said Goodbye To Carell On ‘The Office’
Monday, April 18 by

There were tears.

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Michael Mann Shares A Grizzled First Look At HBO’s ‘Luck’
Monday, April 18 by

It’s fun to see all these accomplished actors dressed like the degenerates at the OTB.

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AJ Cook To Be Theoretically Seen On ‘Criminal Minds’ For 2 More Years
Saturday, April 16 by

BREAKING.

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AMC To Start Producing Oxymoronic High-Quality Reality TV
Friday, April 15 by

It would be kind of funny to see someone get voted out of the Department of Homeland Security.

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‘The Paul Reiser Show’ Should Have Been Called ‘The No One Is Watching This Show’
Friday, April 15 by

Poor Paul Reiser.

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WB Wants Everyone To Know That They’re Done With Charlie Sheen
Thursday, April 14 by

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but Charlie Sheen may have made statements that are hyperbolic/exaggerated.

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ABC Disappoints Nanas Nationwide By Canceling ‘All My Children’ & ‘One Life To Live’
Thursday, April 14 by

Kelly Ripa’s husband can now officially become a stay-at-home dad.

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‘The Annoying Orange’ Has Sold Out
Thursday, April 14 by

Some lucky animator will be tasked with drawing a circle.

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Brett Easton Ellis Says ‘Glee’ Is A Puddle Of HIV
Wednesday, April 13 by

At least that’s better than a “Puddle of Mudd.”

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Jessica Lange Finally On TV
Wednesday, April 13 by

Update your Jessica Lange fan club newsletters accordingly.