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Timberlake To Put “Dick” Into ‘SNL’ Season Finale “Box”
Tuesday, April 19 by

Looks like mother-lovin’ Justin Timberlake will host this year’s final episode of “SNL.”

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You’re Getting More ‘Game Of Thrones’ Whether You Like It Or Not
Tuesday, April 19 by

After airing only one episode, HBO has renewed “Game of Thrones” for a second season.

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How Krasinski Said Goodbye To Carell On ‘The Office’
Monday, April 18 by

There were tears.

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Michael Mann Shares A Grizzled First Look At HBO’s ‘Luck’
Monday, April 18 by

It’s fun to see all these accomplished actors dressed like the degenerates at the OTB.

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AJ Cook To Be Theoretically Seen On ‘Criminal Minds’ For 2 More Years
Saturday, April 16 by

BREAKING.

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AMC To Start Producing Oxymoronic High-Quality Reality TV
Friday, April 15 by

It would be kind of funny to see someone get voted out of the Department of Homeland Security.

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‘The Paul Reiser Show’ Should Have Been Called ‘The No One Is Watching This Show’
Friday, April 15 by

Poor Paul Reiser.

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WB Wants Everyone To Know That They’re Done With Charlie Sheen
Thursday, April 14 by

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but Charlie Sheen may have made statements that are hyperbolic/exaggerated.

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ABC Disappoints Nanas Nationwide By Canceling ‘All My Children’ & ‘One Life To Live’
Thursday, April 14 by

Kelly Ripa’s husband can now officially become a stay-at-home dad.

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‘The Annoying Orange’ Has Sold Out
Thursday, April 14 by

Some lucky animator will be tasked with drawing a circle.

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Brett Easton Ellis Says ‘Glee’ Is A Puddle Of HIV
Wednesday, April 13 by

At least that’s better than a “Puddle of Mudd.”

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Jessica Lange Finally On TV
Wednesday, April 13 by

Update your Jessica Lange fan club newsletters accordingly.

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Look, Listen, And Feel: ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Season 8 Teaser
Wednesday, April 13 by

Larry goes to New York, where you’d imagine he’d blend in perfectly.

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Advertisers Paying An Ass-Ton For ‘Oprah’ Finale
Tuesday, April 12 by

Getting rid of Oprah is expensive.

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NBC Makes Steve Carell Stay 20 Minutes Later On His Last Day
Monday, April 11 by

I think he should sneak out early and turn off his phone.

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Slow News Day: ‘Rocko’s Modern Life’ Coming To DVD
Saturday, April 9 by

Spuuuunkyyyyyyy!!!

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Adult Swim Writes Bob Odenkirk More Tiny Checks
Friday, April 8 by

The Adult Swimmers are wisely asking Odenkirk to create a new television show that makes fun of the shitty production values of locally-produced videos. *Inset VCR Tracking Effects*

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HBO Takes Huge Financial Risk In Renewing ‘The Ricky Gervais Show’
Friday, April 8 by

All those cartoon chimps are worth the money.

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Watch Matthew Weiner Go On And On For Like Six Hours
Friday, April 8 by

If you start now you can be done by the weekend.

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Katherine Heigl Doing A Movie Where It Can Be Less Easily Ignored
Friday, April 8 by

Threat Level: Heigl.

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Will Ferrell Meeting ‘The Office’ Leads To Comedic Situations
Friday, April 8 by

Will Ferrell’s debut on “The Office” next week officially has NBC’s hype machine set to kray kray.

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Snooki, JWoww, and Pauly D All Getting Their Own Spin-Offs Because F**k Hard Work
Thursday, April 7 by

WARNING: If you’ve lost your job or home within the last few years, this article will enrage.

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FOX Orders More ‘Bob’s Burgers’ Inspiring Punny Headline
Thursday, April 7 by

“Hold the onions” -FOX.

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Fox News Gives Glenn Beck Something New To Cry About
Wednesday, April 6 by

Glenn Beck is gonna have to go back to the conspiracy drawing board, because his Fox News show is coming to an end. Who’s behind all this? NPR? The Obama Administration?

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If You Want To See ‘Mad Men’ Stream, You’ll Have To Do It On Netflix
Tuesday, April 5 by

Netflix bought the streaming rights to “Mad Men” for as much as $100 million. That’s almost $1 for every cigarette smoked on that show.

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‘The Office’ Headhunters Add Spader, Romano, And Brit Catherine Tate To The Shortlist
Tuesday, April 5 by

It’s a battle royale for the most coveted comedy role in primetime.

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‘Chinatown’ Writer Towne To Pen Mini-Series About Pompeii
Monday, April 4 by

Forget it Jake, It’s… Pompeii.

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Katie Couric To Go Do Her Thing Elsewhere
Monday, April 4 by

Five years of ‘CBS Evening News’ is too long to go without giggling on TV.

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Melt Your Brain With The First Fourteen Minutes From ‘Game Of Thrones’
Monday, April 4 by

The following program contains violence, nudity, adult language, adult content, and other awesome things.

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Pirates Are Coming To TV
Monday, April 4 by

I bet the pirates’ trailer is going to smell awful.