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It was only a matter of time before NBC resorted to fisting.
NBC Thinks A Puppet-Based Sitcom Is Something You’ll Watch
Monday, November 21 by

It was only a matter of time before they resorted to fisting.

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HBO Reminds Us That ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season Two Will Rule
Monday, November 21 by

So many new characters. I’m already dizzy.

I've made a huge mistake...by signing up for Hulu Plus.
Want More ‘Arrested Development’? You Better Get Netflix
Friday, November 18 by

It’s time to take back all those bad things you said about Netflix.

This year, Gervais will tell his meanest jokes via a Beaver puppet.
They Like A Little Abuse: Ricky Gervais Back To Host Golden Globes
Thursday, November 17 by

Gervais breaks his two seasons is enough rule.

"C'mon, Eileen. WHOOOAAA. You know what I mean..."
‘Game of Thrones’ Season Two Crowns Its Lord Of Bones
Wednesday, November 16 by

He sounds far too scary to make wiener jokes about.

Not dead yet.
Don’t Panic: ‘Community’ Is Not Dead… Yet
Monday, November 14 by

The show will not be returning in January… at least not right away.

We meant a computer virus, but I wouldn't rule out the regular kind.
Nude ‘Twilight’ Stars Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart Will Give You A Virus
Monday, November 14 by

We meant a computer virus, but I wouldn’t rule out the regular kind.

If you look very carefully, you will notice that this is NOT Kiefer Sutherland.
‘Slumdog Millionaire’ Star Goes From Playing ’24’ Character To Indian Jack Bauer
Wednesday, November 9 by

How do you say, “Dammit, Chloe!” in Standard Hindi?

How could you, Ronnie?
‘SNL’ And Shy Ronnie Are Thieves (Allegedly)
Wednesday, November 9 by

A production duo is suing ‘SNL’ over the ownership rights to Lonely Island’s “Shy Ronnie” and “Like a Boss.”

Science.
Dr. Drew Proves At Least Courtney Stodden’s Boobs Are Real (Video)
Tuesday, November 8 by

They’re real. And they’re spectacular.

C'mon. Help a brother out.
Roger Ebert Can’t Afford More ‘At The Movies’
Monday, November 7 by

Maybe he should sign up for Kickstarter.

Andy Rooney
’60 Minutes’ Give Big Ups To Andy Rooney
Monday, November 7 by

Morley Safer pours a sip.

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New ‘Sunny’ Clip Shows The Gang Breathing Down Zuckerberg’s Neck
Thursday, November 3 by

The gang joins Facebook.

I think that might be photoshopped...
Michael Shannon Thinks Your Theory About Zod’s Costume Is Stupid
Wednesday, November 2 by

And he’s probably right.

Ryan Murphy, you know sex, you tiny, newsboy-capped bastard!
‘American Horror Story’ Picked Up For Second Season…ON HALLOWEEN!
Tuesday, November 1 by

It’s the day after Halloween. I hope people still care about scary stuff.

Fox thinks you might like this weird family more than 'Allen Gregory'. For realsies.
‘Allen Gregory’ Did So Poorly Last Night That Fox Bought Some More Eps Of ‘Bob’s Burgers’
Monday, October 31 by

That weird guy that really likes ‘Bob’s Burgers’ will be thrilled.

Strike Back
You’ve Got Another Chance To Catch ‘Strike Back’ On Cinemax
Friday, October 28 by

If you missed it the first time around, you’re not too late.

I suggest a "Freddie Mercury/Salvador Dali hybrid" for you.
Watch ’40 Moustaches in 100 Seconds’ And Help Fight Prostate Cancer
Friday, October 28 by

Even if you’re sick of the whole mustache thing, you have to like this because it’s for charity, and people will think you’re a bastard if you don’t.

From Jim's last visit to Coney Island.
NBC Does Something Right: Gives Jim Gaffigan A Show
Thursday, October 27 by

Nice move, NBC!

F*ck yeah, that's Norbit!
Eddie Murphy To Try Something New With A Family-Oriented ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ TV Show
Wednesday, October 26 by

I could see “Axel F” being redone by Cut Copy or Chromeo.

As you can see, the cast is very excited about this news.
AMC Renews ‘The Walking Dead’ Since They Already Bought All Those Zombie Costumes
Tuesday, October 25 by

Just imagine how well it would do if it had characters we cared about!

Philip Winchester and Amanda Mealing
Exclusive Interview With ‘Strike Back’ Actors Philip Winchester and Amanda Mealing
Monday, October 24 by

“I can’t beleive we get paid to play ‘Cowboys and Indians’ on steroids.”

The people at Fox should be punished.
Fox Orders ‘The Punisher’ Pilot, Completely Misses the Point
Friday, October 21 by

The people at Fox need to be punished.

So, you kids like desserts?
‘Top Chef Just Desserts’ Contestant Is Sweet On Kiddie Porn
Thursday, October 20 by

Hey kids, who wants dessert?

Somehow, she appears rounder than a meatball.
Sex With Snooki Is Like “Making Love To A Meatball”
Wednesday, October 19 by

Somehow, Snooki seems rounder than a meatball.

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Robert Kirkman Hardly Noticed Frank Darabont Left ‘The Walking Dead’
Monday, October 17 by

If he hadn’t worn such vibrant shirts, he wouldn’t have noticed at all.

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Hilarious Comedian Fred Durst Gets Sitcom On CBS
Friday, October 14 by

Perhaps there is a wacky neighbor role for Korn’s Jonathan Davis.

Yeah, I f*ckin' farted. Come at me, bro!
BREAKING: Fetish Group Trying To Purchase Footage Of Nancy Grace Farting
Friday, October 7 by

Nancy Grace’s ‘DWTS’ run is quickly turning her into Britney Spears, looks notwithstanding.

Our last line of defense.
Adult Swim Re-Ups On NTSF: SD:SUV
Thursday, October 6 by

At 15 minutes per episode, a new season means a whopping 90 minutes or so of programming the station won’t have to worry about next year.

The show's erotic moments often go overlooked.
It’s Sort-Of Official: The Next ‘Simpsons’ Season Will Be The Last
Thursday, October 6 by

Did someone say “Milhouse Spinoff?” Yes. I did. Just now. I want a Milhouse Spinoff.