I should be frothing at the mouth in anger after hearing “vampire drama.”
HBO is ready to take him out of their freezer.
Whose next? Ol Dirty and John Ritter?
More damning evidence that this guy was a serious dick.
It didn’t help that the pilot was just 23 minutes of a guy stomping on kittens.
It’s too bad ‘According to Jim’ is taken.
It sounds a lot like a lot of other things. Like, A LOT of other things.
Which is creepier, Scientology or red hair?
“I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!”
Everybody’s a critic.
He should stick to dressing up like Jimmy Kimmel.
It could be like ‘The Cosby Show’, only for people with massive head injuries.
I would like to be put in an induced coma until the next eight episodes air.
I’m going to make a movie about the saga of making the ‘AD’ movie.
Heisenberg would absolutely skullf*ck Jack Donaghy.
When it comes to contemporary Sherlock Holmes adaptations, Benedict Cumberbatch is the one who knocks.
It took ‘Arrested Development’ six years to get ten more.
I don’t know if my knee-jerk reaction is supposed to be love or hate.
He must not have seen “Jaywalking.”
I never knew him to be one to speak his mind at the expense of decorum. How odd.
Perhaps this isn’t clear. They cast his brother.
Violence has come a long way since the 1960’s.
Pot, guns, prison? Who do they think they are, MSNBC?
Unless it’s Ezekiel 25:17, I’m probably useless here.
Bob Barker would not have allowed this.
I hope Jim and Pam both lose their legs in separate car accidents and have to become “skateboard people.”
I guess reanimating Michael Jackson’s corpse a la ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ wasn’t so viable after all.
Cute. In a flesh-rotting, repulsive way.
Yes, we know the difference between fiction and reality.