Innocent or guilty, we always knew that Elmo was a monster. This should surprise nobody.
He’ll engage Andy in a battle of wits.
Much sexier than the Edward James Olmos calendar.
This delay ostensibly prevents him from “movin’ on up.”
Just give Axe Cop all the bacon and eggs you have.
Maybe they’ll just take Dwight’s Nazi uncle and put him on ‘Last Man Standing’ or something.
I can’t wait to puke in their bathrooms.
Maybe Chevy Chase could ask him for a job.
It’s not about life at the Post Office.
I’m pretty sure bigfoot is Spike TV’s target audience.
I would also like to pitch in.
Eat your onions.
This will really speak to a generation…in the broadest way possible!
I guess this means that our country is going to teeming with terrorist activity next year. Thanks a lot, Showtime.
It was only a matter of time before the professional screamer wound up in da clubs.
Canada has yet to apologize for Justin Bieber.
Who knew that Health Care reform could be so catchy?
Thus fulfilling our weekly quota of ‘AD’ articles a day earlier. Nice!
The animals used on the show will be crushed into cubes and used as insulating material in low-income housing.
In other Destiny’s Child news, Kelly Rowland has confirmed she’ll be attending a buffet tonight for dinner.
It’s on Twitter, which was we all know is a legally binding contract.
He makes his return in the ‘S.H.I.E.L.D.’ television series.
“Keep this up and you’ll end up in a wheelchair just like Jason Street,” is what Berg could have said in his letter, but didn’t.
Sounds like good sh*t too.
You will get only one chance to say, “I saw that ‘Munsters’ reboot. It wasn’t that good.'” This is it.
McShane fits this role perfectly because he’s so good….IT’S SCARY.
You think he’s one of those obnoxious kids that goes around asking everyone dumb riddles?