Tiger blood, and what have you.
Let’s see…She’s less hot and louder since America last cared about her. Yeah, these shows are good ideas.
He should have been in the episode about Abed and the chicken fingers.
What up with that?
We’d rather see him in a ‘Temptation Island’ reboot, anyway.
Great for whores, bastards, and dwarves, also!
Watch ‘Eastbound & Down’s’ greatest moments. Over and over again.
My prayers have been answered.
What attracts you to odd hats?
It’s crazy enough to work.
And I would like to witness that celebration.
Reporting a story about ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ is just like giving people an invitation to be angry about something.
The first-ever Carson Daly interview that won’t lull you to sleep.
The set just isn’t as safe as that of ‘Tommy the Cool Mule’
Thanks for the mammaries!
She is SO not getting a sitcom now.
It could be like ‘Best In Show’, but with rock stars! That’s never been done, has it?
In other news, the sun came up in the east.
Kenny Powers back on top-ish.
Also, they drink donkey semen.
The slow show about fast animals will be around for a while.
Apparently ‘The X Factor’ is a show and she was on it.
With this long-awaited project, we’ll be sure to let you know when things go wrong as well as when they go right.
If you want to see people chug donkey semen, you’ll have to go where our fathers went – Mexican border towns.
Don’t worry, there’s no football this week.
Do it, damn it! It’s free.
Not starring Chelsea Handler surprisingly.
The marketing people at Cinco are going to have a heart attack.
Her money would be much better spent on getting a clue.