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‘The Simpsons’ Could Get Their Own Channel, In Like Five Years Or So
Monday, September 19 by

It would show ALL the episodes. Like “Lisa the Vegetarian” and…ALL of them.

"Hey everyone who made fun of me in middle school; kiss my ass!"
The Emmy Awards Suck Dinklage: A List Of The Night’s Big Winners
Sunday, September 18 by

Peter Dinklage won an Emmy, and I lost $25 betting on the Eagles.

Suck it, Sofia Vergara!
Fat Chick, Dorks Dominate Early Emmys
Sunday, September 18 by

Suck it, Sofia Vergara!

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Charlie Sheen To Show Up At The Emmys?
Saturday, September 17 by

This might give the Emmy Awards a special ‘Sheen’ (read: venereal disease).

It looks like they're on board with the idea.
The ‘Always Sunny’ Gang Is Making An Animated Series For FX
Thursday, September 15 by

Glenn, Rob, and Charlie will be producing, but not lending their voices.

Look out! He's got a Fudgesicle!
‘Nicolas Cage Awoken By Naked Man With Fudgesicle’
Thursday, September 15 by

What else can I possible say?

Not what my Monday needed.
‘Sex And The City’ Prequel Series Will Show Us How They All Became So Shrill And Insufferable
Monday, September 12 by

It’s scheduled to come out in fall 2012. Come on, Mayans. Do your thing!

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R.I.P. Andy Whitfield
Monday, September 12 by

The ‘Spartacus: Blood and Sand’ star has passed away.

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A Look At The New Blood In ‘Dexter’ Season Six
Thursday, September 8 by

Damn you, Dexter. You’ve pulled me back in.

Clearly, she's never watched the show.
Lisa Nolan Walks Off ‘Game Of Thrones’ Over Nude Scene
Wednesday, September 7 by

Obviously she’s not a reader.

The headshots paid off!
David Cross To Bring A Family-Friendly Brand Of Funke To ‘Modern Family’
Friday, September 2 by

You can go ahead and pick your favorite ‘Arrested Development’ quote and put it right here.

"See you after the holidays! Er...BRAAAAAAAAINNNNNSSSS!"
‘The Walking Dead’ Gets A Split Season, 90-Minute Premiere, Confused Fans
Thursday, September 1 by

They refuse to give us more than six episodes at a time. They get off on withholding…

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Three Seasons Of ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ In Ten Minutes
Thursday, September 1 by

Get caught up for season four with these season-by-season video recaps.

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HBO Orders ‘Da Brick’ Pilot Dramatizing The Early Days Of Mike Tyson
Wednesday, August 31 by

Finally a show that combines the commentary of ‘The Wire’ with the violence of ‘Game Of Thrones’.

"This son of a bitch deserved to die, Captain."
That Bastard Steven Seagal Ran Over 100 Chickens With A Tank
Tuesday, August 30 by

I guess he’s systematically slaughtering chickens now. Please, read on…

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‘Treme’ Actor Michael Shower Found Dead In Very ‘Treme’ Fashion
Thursday, August 25 by

Life imitating art, imitating life. An unnervingly meta tragedy.

This is Tugboat. He is awesome.
The Rock And Jerry Bruckheimer Are Ready To Rumble With 80′s Wrestling Drama
Tuesday, August 23 by

Their problems will be very real. Their wrestling will be very fake.

RIP, Frank
Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘Uncle Frank’ Dead At 77
Tuesday, August 23 by

Guillermo is not a suspect.

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Libyan News Anchors A Lot Cooler Than American Ones
Monday, August 22 by

You never see Wolf Blitzer waving a gun on the air. Except that one time.

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‘Louie’ Heads To Afghanistan
Monday, August 22 by

The warzone needs fart jokes.

Bourdain's thinkin' Rachel's looking pretty "yum-o" herself.
The Sh*t-Talking Chronicles Of Anthony Bourdain
Friday, August 19 by

He must have been a huge hit at the Christmas Party.

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In Honor Of The King’s Retirement: 17 Classic Burger King Gifs
Friday, August 19 by

The King is dead. Long Live These Gifs…

Even Dave's "I've been targeted for assassination" face is pretty funny.
Jihadist Calls For The Head Of David Letterman, Never Mentions Kimmel
Wednesday, August 17 by

This doesn’t seem like a proportional response.

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Adult Swim Orders A Fourth Season Of ‘Childrens Hospital’. STAT!
Tuesday, August 16 by

Time to re-up on the clown makeup.

This is what hell looks like.
TLC Decides We Know Enough About Kate Gosselin And Her Kids, Cancels ‘Kate Plus 8′
Monday, August 15 by

‘Kate Plus 8′, we hardly knew ye. Seriously. I never watched that show.

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Daniel Tosh Getting Animated For ‘Brickleberry’
Monday, August 15 by

Comedy Central loves paying this guy.

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AMC Threatens ‘The Walking Dead’ Cast
Thursday, August 11 by

Keep your mouth shut or you’re Zombie Chow.

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Cinemax Prepping Coolest Amish Show Ever With Alan Ball
Thursday, August 11 by

Beards. Will. Fly.

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‘Dexter’ Season Six Video Still Promises To Be Better
Tuesday, August 9 by

Dexter finds God… and a new showrunner.

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Fall TV Tips: Crime Stopper Shows
Tuesday, August 9 by

They are a must every single fall season.